Red and yellow make... orange! Therefore my next logical step is a Can Am.
Don’t worry Craigieboy, I'll still play nice and hold the sheep for you while you "help it over the fence".
This "Red" phase is merely my attempt, much like Kissinger, to bring two incongruent sides together. It also gives me two sets of camps at CD to befriend (annoy, pester, humiliate, alienate, eventually leading to my ouster). Call it in built redundancy.
Don’t worry Rusty, the red is just a cloak, underneath I still bleed Yellow. Come to think of it, he finished his career on a Kawasaki - winning his last ever Supercross race by going 2-2?
That means when heads are removed from rumps I can get a pre-90 Kawasaki to race.
My garage will look like some United Colours of Benetton ad – minus the small children of course – they’re at Dave O's place with his minis...
(you just know that last line's gonna get me in trouble)