HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.
Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro Soon To Be Ex-WifeMuscle Car Pretentious Witch
SS Model Snob Model
High Performance Motor Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm 36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission 1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust Throating Nothing, Ever
Precision Handling Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg 2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering Armpit Rack
I hear that the proposed Marriage Counciling and Reconciliation meeting has been cancelled
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