my biggest crash was on a roadie back in '84 or something. i was on the way to parramatta to pick up my new ride, a GS1000. i was doubling a mate who was going to buy and ride home my existing ride, a z750. a car crossed the road is was tooling down as didn't see me (we didn't ride with headlights on in those days did we), result i rode straight into the side of him at 60k or so. me and me mate both went over the top cleanly enough and did our gymnastic-perfected forward rolls to end up on our feet, latte in hand. no, not really, we just rag-dolled down the road a while. first thing that came to me was 'you bastard - i was half hour away from selling this bike and gettin' faster model!'. so i did what anyone would have done and took off my helmet and threw it full force at his car, totalling his windscreen the result. then went over to the poor family guy sitting like stunned mullet in car, wife beside him, and proceeded to abuse the f&%$ out of him for totalling me bike.
eventually i realised i couldn't stand up cause my leg was broke, and proceeded to faint from pain. came to in the ambulance, and still first thought was 'he bust me bike!!!'
there's no fixing some people....
ps, his insurance tried to put the bite on me for his windscreen but my solicitor just said 'can you blame him?', and they coughed for it themselves. fair's fair. i never got me big GS.
pps, mate was ok, just nasty gravel rashes. and no z for him.