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General Discussion / Re: Fundraiser for Tony Lagor - prize - 1979 Yamaha YZ250F
« on: March 09, 2012, 09:52:07 AM »
I'll have that $25 for you on Sunday Davey Boy... did not get to the sign on day for QVMX as planned
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General Discussion / Re: Funnies/Jokes
« on: March 08, 2012, 02:01:36 PM »
A Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former, All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former, All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.
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General Discussion / Re: Funnies/Jokes
« on: February 21, 2012, 03:24:02 PM »
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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Competition / Re: BMCC Practice day
« on: February 20, 2012, 08:05:48 AM »
Great Track Prep boys. Well done. Great roll out for the first run of the year.
A couple of laps using a GoPro for any one who was not there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB2Wl0RsxHU
A couple of laps using a GoPro for any one who was not there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB2Wl0RsxHU
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General Discussion / Reedy Crashes out at Dallas
« on: February 19, 2012, 09:42:33 PM »
Reedy crashes out challenging for the lead against Villapoto.... Does not look good. 
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General Discussion / Re: Funnies/Jokes
« on: February 13, 2012, 06:34:34 PM »
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
temper and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass
of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband came home drunk, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does fork All, ......it's keeping your
mouth shut that does the trick....
temper and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk, he
threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass
of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband came home drunk, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does fork All, ......it's keeping your
mouth shut that does the trick....
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Tech Talk / Re: Fork cap removal problems
« on: February 11, 2012, 09:49:55 PM »
Slakewell, Try using a six sided socket. It seems to give a closer and more secure fit. You may have to smack the socket on to the cap if the edges have caved in a bit. (you can normally pick one up in a hardware shop). Also make sure that you have completely loosened the top triple clamp bolts. Has worked for me when the caps have been attacked by some heavy handed mechanic.
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General Discussion / Joel Robert 1968 World Motocross Champion CZ250
« on: February 08, 2012, 09:55:35 PM »115
Wanted / Re: Ktm rear hub - not vintage
« on: January 29, 2012, 09:24:22 PM »Quote
Believe it or not, I have a NOS front one.
CLASSIC!!
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General Discussion / Re: 2012 Magoo trailmasters charity ride.
« on: December 12, 2011, 09:31:22 PM »
Make that 13 Qld'rs worms, sounds like fun.. 
SLAWESY
SLAWESY
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General Discussion / Re: Diamond Dons 2012 - Raffle Tickets are on sale!
« on: December 12, 2011, 09:19:17 PM »
Paul Chippendale I think? 
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Wanted / Re: TY175C Petrol Tank
« on: December 08, 2011, 06:47:24 PM »
Hi Simon
I think my mate is sorted, I'll send you a PM if he doesn't have any luck with StiG.
Thanks
I think my mate is sorted, I'll send you a PM if he doesn't have any luck with StiG.
Thanks
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General Discussion / Re: BUYER BEWARE!!!!!
« on: December 03, 2011, 12:15:49 AM »Quote
Don`t worry yourself with whom i defend....It`s not worth your time
Sure is worth my time, If I can stop one person getting shafted by this asshole then its worth it..
BTW Ted, ever heard the expression "if you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas" there has been enough interest in this post for people to form their own opinion about him and you.
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General Discussion / Re: BUYER BEWARE!!!!!
« on: December 02, 2011, 09:10:33 AM »Quote
FWIW the swingarm i got does not fit the bike he advertised it for.
Sorry to hear that Steveo, I wonder how many guys have just put up with the crap this bloke continually delivers?? I think he is just lucky we are so easy going over here, just as well for him most guys just get on with it and keep quite..
Ted, I really do not know why you defend this bloke, from all accounts you are a good fella.. How many more guys do you need to comment on this bloke before you realise that he is not worth your time?
SLAWESY