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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ted on March 11, 2014, 07:04:29 pm
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Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.
The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "
Smooth crisp finish...WTF
It's starting to rival wine with its BS spiels
What do other beers say ?
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Can't spell beer here in QLD .. so they called it XXXX
you finished that carton yet?
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Simo
Just realised why you drink Captain M & Coke !
XXXX !
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Simo
Just realised why you drink Captain M & Coke !
XXXX !
Lol .. yeah mate .. when we moved here it wasn't for the beer ;D
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The trick is to drink it till you can't read.
"Crisp finish". They should consider "happy ending"
:)
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We'll be happy at 3am at Bula this weekend, not so happy at 8am though ;D
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I reckon the lower carbohydrates spiel is all bullshit. After listening to people telling me I had to get off my Melbourne bitter stubbies if I wanted to loose weight I went and bought a box of "Pure Blonde", drank it that night and when I weighed myself the next morning I hadn't lost any weight at all. What a waste of money ;D
Stan.
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it all lies... lite beer is heavier!
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I discovered early on that I'm allergic to beer. Whenever I drink it I get dizzy, feel ill and fall over a lot. :P
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I discovered early on that I'm allergic to beer. Whenever I drink it I get dizzy, feel ill and fall over a lot. :P
You need to build up your immunity then..... 8)
If you want, I can give you some pointers the next time we catch up. ;D
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It's all in the advertising. Last year in Bali, I saw a large, handpainted sign outside a bar in Legian that read :
ICE COLD PI55 !
No bullsh1t mate !
Freeze your fkn balls off !
How could a man resist... 8)
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Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.
The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "
Smooth crisp finish...WTF
It's starting to rival wine with its BS spiels
What do other beers say ?
That's hilarious, I was reading exactly the same frog shit line off my stubby just minutes before I read this! ;D either there lines about less calories are bullshit or the fat content of pies is increasing! It's either CUB's or 4nTwenty's fault I'm fat not mine!! ;D ;)
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The low carb beer thing IS complete bullshit. There are bugger all carbs in beer to start with. These low carb beers now make up a sizeable part of the market.
Tex
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Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.
The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "
I did not think you paused long enough with a beer in hand to actually read the label :)
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Regards,
Steve
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Craft brewed pale ale - now you're talking! I haven't seen Ted before, where do you find that one Steve?
Tex
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Craft brewed pale ale - now you're talking! I haven't seen Ted before, where do you find that one Steve?
Tex
Google found that one........ just for Ted :D
But if you like a nice pale ale , as I do, try ; James Squire "150 Lashes" Pale Ale....
an excellent brew I reckon.
Regards,
Steve
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bugger, steamrail pale ale,(i thought it mighta been steam train ;D),will go well with Teds' sauso sangers, 8), :P
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Shit he's now got a beer named after him .. no stopping that bugger (who has probably drank that carton and passed out by now :) )
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Get down to the Hofbrauhaus in Melbourne , a litre of beer with no BS
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Shit he's now got a beer named after him .. no stopping that bugger (who has probably drank that carton and passed out by now :) )
I've had my own brand for years
Tooheys
Extra
Dry