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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: worms on July 28, 2011, 06:54:58 pm

Title: humour
Post by: worms on July 28, 2011, 06:54:58 pm
 where's all the humour gone , or are we all so politically correct that we all piss to the left?

cheers worms
Title: Re: humour
Post by: ted on July 28, 2011, 07:29:41 pm
piss off worms...hehe
Title: Re: humour
Post by: shorelinemc on July 28, 2011, 07:36:12 pm
see my new post should able too add to that tomorrow ;D
Title: Re: humour
Post by: VMX247 on July 28, 2011, 07:37:39 pm
Heres a bit from pancho below  ;D
Its nearly Nationals time, the air is tense  :P
Aust Post are useless and some bloke #52 in the US Dirt Track is about to slid us into the record books  :P  :P
and the rest are probaly all down the shed drooling over a bike and beer..Humour its here still  ;D   8)

 
A couple at the local dance, dancing 'in the old fashioned way' snuggled up cheek to cheek.
 She says, 'I want to go out to the car.'
 They leave the hall foyer and are walking inthe pitch black of night towards the car and he produces a torch to light the way.
 She says, 'where did you get the torch'
 He answered 'it was in my pocket'
 'She says lets go back inside.'
cheers
Title: Re: humour
Post by: worms on July 28, 2011, 07:46:29 pm
I think most are watching Master chef, Ohhhhh what do you call that darling...............sponge cake? ;D
Title: Re: humour
Post by: worms on July 28, 2011, 07:47:26 pm
sooooooooooooooooooooooorry, I know it's not abot VMX, or is it?
Title: Re: humour
Post by: EML on July 28, 2011, 07:58:25 pm
The labour party all piss to the left---and sit down to do it.
Where's a looney Norwegian when we need one.??
Title: Re: humour
Post by: mick25 on July 28, 2011, 08:01:19 pm
I like your HUMOUR worms ,The castle a ozzy classic for sure, some don't get it but :-\
we may need to stop and spell the 2 stroke fumes to get the humour back  :P
10k for a maico tell him hes dreaming :D
Title: Re: humour
Post by: worms on July 28, 2011, 08:31:12 pm
my god , they kicked Elly off ???
Title: Re: humour
Post by: TooFastTim on July 28, 2011, 08:38:57 pm
Give me strength!
Title: Re: humour
Post by: Graeme M on July 28, 2011, 09:17:06 pm
You need to check out Hitler's frustration when he's refused entry to the Pre 65 Scottiish Trial...

http://ausvmx.ning.com/video/hitlers-pre-65-ride-at-scotish?xg_source=activity

"The bloody hours I've spent on that bantam..."

Gold!
Title: Re: humour
Post by: Mike52 on July 28, 2011, 10:09:47 pm
You need to check out Hitler's frustration when he's refused entry to the Pre 65 Scottiish Trial...
Gold!

Love that Hitler stuff , this one is the best by far.
Who would have thought that pre 65 could stir such emotion ;D
Title: Re: humour
Post by: motomaniac on July 28, 2011, 10:20:58 pm
Well , if they let him enter , we wouldnt have the financial crisis now  :D

maybe they'll solve the current FC the Hitler way Wasp.
Title: Re: humour
Post by: EML on July 29, 2011, 09:11:19 am
It's headed that way..........
Title: Re: humour
Post by: motomaniac on July 29, 2011, 11:00:34 pm
speaking of humor ,wheres Mr warped sense of humor himself?
Title: Re: humour
Post by: tony27 on August 03, 2011, 04:08:21 pm
Times are tough here in the States:
 ~ I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 ~ Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
 ~ CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
 ~ Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 ~ A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
 ~ I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
 ~ If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 ~ McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 ~ Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
 ~ Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
 ~ My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
 ~ A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
 ~ A picture is now only worth 500 words.
 ~ When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 ~ The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 ~ Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
 And, finally...
 ~ I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!