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Title: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 05, 2011, 04:33:31 pm
Just painted a set of husky cases with 3m heatproof paint.
Chucked them in the oven to bake at 200 deg for 30 minutes.
Missus is away for the weekend.
Filled the house full of painty smelling smoke. :o
Paint lost it,s flat black colour and is now a flat grey colour.
Missus is due back Sunday night.
Oh dear me what can I do ?
Damm
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: firko on March 05, 2011, 04:38:39 pm
Mike your first mistake was cranking the oven up to 200 degrees. I usually only go to about 80-100 degrees for about half an hour. In fact I'm doing a set of cases during next week. To fix the odor burn some incense, I prefer jasmine or vanilla.......trust me, it works. ;)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 05, 2011, 04:42:35 pm
First time Firko .
The instructions said 200.
Will learn from this for sure . ;D
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: oldfart on March 05, 2011, 05:14:55 pm
1 neat tea spoon of Vanilla Esssence in a tea cup saucer - left over night will rid all odours  ;)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: GD66 on March 05, 2011, 05:32:39 pm
Cut an onion in half for tonight, and air your joint out tomorrow... ;)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: evo550 on March 05, 2011, 05:32:54 pm
Heat proof paint, effected by heat.....oh the irony ;D ;D
You deserve the wrath of your missus.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: wmc83 on March 05, 2011, 06:34:34 pm
Whoops I got busted this Arvo with a water pump cover "baking" in the oven  :o best trick I've found to avoid the smell is to paint it and then wait a week to let the solvents evaporate much less greif and smell.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: montynut on March 05, 2011, 07:21:30 pm
3M is a US company I think therefore it was poosibly 200F which is around 90C did the can say either way?
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 05, 2011, 07:43:43 pm
3M is a US company I think therefore it was poosibly 200F which is around 90C did the can say either way?
Can says 200c.
Also says can withstand up to 650c.
Sprayed the cases with inox, that put the shine back.
Now what to do about the drapes ? ;D
May never get to ride this bike I,me thinking. :)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: jackiemac on March 05, 2011, 09:03:47 pm
 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

Ok this is what you do,
1. make a lovely salad put it in the fridge.
2. have her favorite refreshment chilling.
3. go to the super market, buy one of those already made Lasagne's
4. stick it in the oven an hour before she gets home
5. half hour before she gets home wack the heat up another notch.
6.add garlic bread, and wack the heat up another notch.
7.make sure it has a burning smell to it, if it doesn't wack the heat up again.
By the time she gets home it should be well and truely burnt :) and thats all she will smell, burnt Lasagne and burnt garlic bread. However do not be alarmed, she will so gratefull that you went out of your way to cook for her, when she opens the fridge and see's the lovely salad you've prepared and her favorite drink chilling, she won't care about the burnt food, and you my friend will come out smelling like roses ;)

Keep Smiling :)
Jackie Mac
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: EML on March 05, 2011, 09:09:49 pm
shit Jackie that leaves my " disappear to the pub" look positively mundane.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: EML on March 05, 2011, 09:14:33 pm
and Debbie says 'maybe she will need a new set of rings' but I can't figure how more compression will fix the smell.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: jackiemac on March 05, 2011, 09:26:27 pm
Hey thats funny :D

Keep Smiling :)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: dkupf on March 05, 2011, 10:05:50 pm
Take it from someone who has done this ::). You are going be in the bad books for a couple of weeks and every time you speak about the bike she will tell them how stupid you were and what you did for the rest of your life :) Darcy
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: tony c on March 05, 2011, 10:13:24 pm
Just act dumd
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: tony c on March 05, 2011, 10:16:41 pm
or is that dumb rather
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Tim754 on March 05, 2011, 10:39:10 pm
Maybe he already did that..... ;)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: matcho mick on March 05, 2011, 11:01:16 pm
i linklyfed the kitchen oven once  ;D,slipped with the multgrips during hot tin extraction stage,not happy jan, :P
ps now i have a shed oven 8)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 06, 2011, 07:21:50 am
Love you guys some brilliant suggestions there especially Jackies. :)
Have scrubbed the oven out , that didn,t work.
Gunna die.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Hoony on March 06, 2011, 08:27:13 am
your in trouble mate, you won't be riding that bike or anything else for a looong time.
this incident will be brought up whenever you do the next issue, forever and beyond, date and time will be quoted and whatever you say will be repeated verbatim. i suggest you start now with the excuses and memorise the most likely one you reckon she will accept. prepare your earplugs ready.

forget all the sweeteners she will just be suspicious, remember there are only 2 ways to understand women and

No bloke has ever known either of them

GOOD LUCK BROTHER, i will burn some fuel in a ritual for you.

Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: GMC on March 06, 2011, 09:41:31 am
Doesn’t this make you feel all young again.
Like when you got into trouble from your Mum for stinking out the kitchen while cooking your chain in some Duckhams.

Ironically I inherited the old stove that Mum had banned me from as a teenager and I now use it in the workshop to cook all manner of stuff.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on March 06, 2011, 09:43:21 am
Jackie - awesome - love it  ;D
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: EML on March 06, 2011, 12:11:53 pm
If you guys rode outfits the missus would simply expect shit like this and say nothing
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 06, 2011, 01:53:49 pm
Doesn’t this make you feel all young again.
Like when you got into trouble from your Mum for stinking out the kitchen while cooking your chain in some Duckhams.
Ironically I inherited the old stove that Mum had banned me from as a teenager and I now use it in the workshop to cook all manner of stuff.
Duckhams.
Used to live in a second story flat at Higate Hill with my first wife.
Was cooking my TS90 chain in duckhams and filled the flat full of smoke.
Grabbed the Duckhams tin and rushed outside.
Tripped and spilt it all down the rickety old wooden stairs.
Needless to say it soaked straight in and was still there when we left.
Ah memories.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: EML on March 06, 2011, 09:06:19 pm
Mike, you are a bloddy serial offender, that's twice you've cocked up while fixing(?) your bike AND you're onto your second wife, christ there's no hope for you.
You'd think they would work it out!---- or get an outfit. :D :D :D
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 09, 2011, 07:34:18 pm
Mike, you are a bloddy serial offender, that's twice you've cocked up while fixing(?) your bike AND you're onto your second wife, christ there's no hope for you.
You'd think they would work it out!---- or get an outfit. :D :D :D
Never said I was bright
But
I did have a swing on both Mike Kemp and Ian Dentons mx sidecar units in the late 70.s and I aint gunna do that again  :)
Some lessons are easy learnt. :)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Canam370 on March 09, 2011, 07:39:17 pm
yep, boiled over a container of Duckhams on the electric stove  myself. Wish my chains stayed as well lubed as that stove did - that stuff just wouldn't go away.
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: BAHNZY on March 09, 2011, 08:51:53 pm
Jackie Mac's a legend!
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: VMX247 on March 10, 2011, 11:07:22 pm
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/vmx247/duckhamsoil.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: Mike52 on March 11, 2011, 07:41:34 am
Take it from someone who has done this ::). You are going be in the bad books for a couple of weeks and every time you speak about the bike she will tell them how stupid you were and what you did for the rest of your life :) Darcy
That was the first wife dkupf, even to this very day its all my fault.[ Told me last night in a conversation about our kids]
I even MADE her run away with my best mate.

The new one has given up. :)
All is well.
She hasn,t got a very good sense of  smell. :o
I think I got away with it. :)
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: asasin on March 11, 2011, 03:15:03 pm
spray around some pefume that is not hers  ;)she wont worry about the oven smell then ;D
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: bazza on March 12, 2011, 02:51:38 pm
I use 80-90 for temperature, onions or vanilla? May get away with saying it was agood curry....lol
Title: Re: Oh Dear Me
Post by: mustanggrahame on March 12, 2011, 06:17:24 pm
Hey Mike,
Don't just think that you got away with it, buy jewellery anyway. Do that everytime you muck up. It is much cheaper than another separation.
Cheers.