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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: Viper666 on July 14, 2010, 10:16:35 am
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Today is my 20th wedding anniversary. We all know how bad it is if you forget a normal every year type one let alone a big one like 20 years.
Well it happened this morning. Alarm went off, the guy starts reading the news by saying the date. With that I roll over and give my missus a peck on the cheek and go "Happy anniversary" to which see answers "What day is it"
THAT'S RIGHT MY FELLOW BROUGH BEATEN TOE RAGS. MY WIFE FORGOT OUR 20TH.
Can you just imagine what would have happened to one of us if it was the other way round? Firing squad at 20 paces, that's what.
The amazing thing is this is the second time she's stuffed up. A few years back I arranged for some flowers to be delivered to her work to be waiting for her as soon as she opened the door. I got up early to go to work to avoid the possibilty of the subject being broatched but we did speak just before I left but no mention so I thought this is even better because she will be seething thinking I've forgotten. Approx 5 minutes after the time she would have arrived at work my mobile rings with her work number displaying. I thought I was about to be told how wonderfull I was, how she thought I'd forgotten and what special treats I could expect to get tonight. (If you know what I mean). Instead I get "Very nice but it's tomorrow" I argue the point and she wouldn't believe me I had the right date till that night when I showed her the gobletts her parents had given us, on our wedding day, with the date inscribed.
So that's 2 zip to me.
Worth another bike to the collection dont you think?
Viper666 Oh I'm gunna pay for being right aren't I?
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Oh I'm gunna pay for being right aren't I?
Never, ever been a truer word spoken!
:D
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That's worth two bikes.
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Oh I'm gunna pay for being right aren't I?
Never, ever been a truer word spoken!
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:D :D can't live with em, can't live without em ;D
cheers Alison
CONGRATULATIONS on 20years :-*
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Cant live with them........................................................................ Just leave it at that..
If they didn't have the downstairs playroom they'd be stacked 10 deep at the tip.
Viper666
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If they didn't have the downstairs playroom they'd be stacked 10 deep at the tip
Do you mean the missus & the kids or the bikes :D :D :D :D
We;ll done Perko, next to your 50th it's a big year for you, what next ???
Mrs Maico #54
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WOMEN
Did you want me to be blunt?
You know the playground next to the sewage outlet?
Have fun O.S.
Viper666 Just waiting for the hate mail now
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No wonder she wants to forget the day she married you Neale. :D :D :D But seriously Happy 20th and please pass my best wishes on to your better half. ;D
Regards Stan.
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It's a two way streak you know Stan!
The thing that's gets me I would get less for murder with time off for good behaviour.
Viper666
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im not worried about dates but only the cheek you kissed her on ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D
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Women. You can't live with them and you can't kill 'em.
I started forgetting at the get go. Forgot again last Saturday. Now she just takes it all in her stride.
She probably makes up for it with her boyfriend. :)
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Women,cant live with them.....pass the beer nuts!
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Buy her a single red rose and break off the stem.
When she asks were the stalk is, tell her you'll give it to her later.
Boom boom.
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Buy her a single red rose and break off the stem.
When she asks were the stalk is, tell her you'll give it to her later.
Boom boom.
:D :D
As long as there is no little pricks ;) ;D
Boom boom
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I've never even gotten close to 20 years with any of my wives................. :-\
Congratulations mate! :D
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Congratulations or commiserations?
Viper666
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It was our 25th the other day and you guessed it.....SHE forgot.....again....mentioned something about a traumatic experience and try's to block it out of her mind, anyway she comes back at me with "what did you get me?"...I said "nothing, but you can have my body for the night"....she say's "I'd rather have nothing"...what is it with these women?....25 years ago she would have raped me, now she would rather have a block of chocolate and watch TV!!....what the??......that's why GOD invented beer and dirtbikes!!. Question of the day...."what came first, the beer or the dirtbike?. ???
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The nagging that you drink too much beer and ride too many bikes
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The dirt bike came first.
If beer had come first, then we'd just be pissed all the time and nobody would have bothered to invent the dirt bike.
On the other hand, the very first person to ride a dirt bike got home and said "That was f#$kin' tops. Now, I need a... something" - and that's how beer was invented.
True story.
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beer ?? ..wasn't it white spirits ??
something about a weekend ,dirt riding involving the CZ and spud skins...
long story but true ;D
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Good one Perko.
There is no way i can forget our anniversay as Mrs Hoony has "The Contract" (Certificate of Marriage) Framed and hanging on the wall facing me where i sit at the dinner table.
I'm not sure if she's rubbing it in to me or being subtle !
like a wise old bloke once told me
there only 2 ways to understand women, and NO bloke knows either of them !
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generally speaking
Happy wife = happy life
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There is no way i can forget our anniversay as Mrs Hoony has "The Contract" (Certificate of Marriage) Framed and hanging on the wall facing me where i sit at the dinner table.
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:D :D is there a shot gun leaning in the corner ;D
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Shouldn't worry too much about it. If she killed me she would have to go and get a job. I forgot my 25th, 26th and 27th. Never was any good at remembering dates. I did manage to remember her sisters birthday though, funny that !!!