Today is my 20th wedding anniversary. We all know how bad it is if you forget a normal every year type one let alone a big one like 20 years.
Well it happened this morning. Alarm went off, the guy starts reading the news by saying the date. With that I roll over and give my missus a peck on the cheek and go "Happy anniversary" to which see answers "What day is it"
THAT'S RIGHT MY FELLOW BROUGH BEATEN TOE RAGS. MY WIFE FORGOT OUR 20TH.
Can you just imagine what would have happened to one of us if it was the other way round? Firing squad at 20 paces, that's what.
The amazing thing is this is the second time she's stuffed up. A few years back I arranged for some flowers to be delivered to her work to be waiting for her as soon as she opened the door. I got up early to go to work to avoid the possibilty of the subject being broatched but we did speak just before I left but no mention so I thought this is even better because she will be seething thinking I've forgotten. Approx 5 minutes after the time she would have arrived at work my mobile rings with her work number displaying. I thought I was about to be told how wonderfull I was, how she thought I'd forgotten and what special treats I could expect to get tonight. (If you know what I mean). Instead I get "Very nice but it's tomorrow" I argue the point and she wouldn't believe me I had the right date till that night when I showed her the gobletts her parents had given us, on our wedding day, with the date inscribed.
So that's 2 zip to me.
Worth another bike to the collection dont you think?
Viper666 Oh I'm gunna pay for being right aren't I?
