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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: worms on June 02, 2010, 10:05:35 am
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WARNING THIS POST MAY OFFEND!!!! lastest news to hand, wait for it! the big W's are comimng to CD7, a secert society of Honda Wankers (see the big W) who have, wait for it a big " W " on their number plates, yes its so, when they fall off, as they have very short attention spans and can remmeber f--k all, they can see either a W or M depending on whether they are upside down or not, so they can find what machine they where riding, being typical Honda riders and completely one eyed they are even bringing Street signs to help remmeber where they park their bikes. If in doubt I believe they will be straight accross from Worms Racing Team compound who are a top bunch of blokes who only ride the best, Yamahas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Mike rides a Honda, but he dosnt need a crate to get on his bikes, so he's allright!
so all the little Honda Wankers will be able to find their way home with street signs. Next year they will have GPS fitted to their bikes, aw the little darlings
I feel much better now!
Cheers Trev, Worms Racing Team
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Ya opened a can of worms there Worms :D
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Please whistle the Ooompa Loopma theme song when reading the above story regarding Team Hobbit racing.
Hey it could be worse I believe lady bradalot will have a professional dress maker on course, in case he falls and rips his favourite blouse.
Honda RIDERS-WANKERS THE LOT!!
(I am just jealous, have fun men I wil have many beers in your honour. :-*)
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Well yes that is correct Trevor ;)
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gezzzz, he called me Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and said i was right
maybe i've pushed the little fellow to far, i've broken him, maybe he will turn up to CD with a Yamaha :o, I shall retreat to the compost heap and await a response.
Yours trully, Trev
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No Yamaha Trevor sorry about that.
Shane
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Don't stress Shane - we all worry about Trevor's mental state and Craig said he was going in for some back surgery - I think he actually meant to tell us he was having a backbone inserted!!!! ::)
Rossco
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Don't stress Shane - we all worry about Trevor's mental state and Craig said he was going in for some back surgery - I think he actually meant to tell us he was having a backbone inserted!!!! ::)
Rossco
This from a man who claims to ride a honda but has never been seen on it!!! well not for long!!lol
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So what is the feature bike for CD8 ;) ;D
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I have and am trying to be claim about this.
Thanks for the KIND words Rossco.
As for you mr Worms I only have one thing to say.
I'm telling MUM
Tossa as for you and your sheep impaling mate from over the ditch should stick to your yellow lemons and leave the good hard riding to the Honda men ;D ;D
Lamb grabber I will be sending photo's of the event for you to suck lemons on :D
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ah, what excactly would you be telling mum little brother, because you know I'm her favourite ;D
Most sincerely Trev
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hey boys say hello to your mum for me they were good days!!!
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CMD if you must know the cause of my back complaint was that season racing that dirty evil 1979 CR250RZ even with Ohlins on the rear end it was such an evil, ill handling heap of poo,which quite obviously caused such physical grief to my naturally genetically strong back.
My physio said that my back has historical injuries caused around that time,thank goodness for my mighty Suzukis full floater suspension or I would most probably be a cripple.
Hey Mr Frodo I am having some yummy lamb for dinner tonight...wish you were here for 'dessert' ;)
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I am having some yummy lamb for dinner tonight
Having your girlfriend over for dinner eh?
Seeing as you shag sheep, foreplay must consist of stuffing a lamb chop down your shorts.
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OH Bradley,you speak as though theres something wrong with that,it could be far worse, I could be a bum bandit like you....
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look at what I've started. maybe a page dedicated to 8 times National Champions will be next.
I can see it now, Sir brad-a-lot and my little hobbit brother( same mothers, different fathers) sipping a cupa soup over the camp fire, aint it sweet!
the taller hobbit
Worms
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More like banjo picking and pig squealing around the camp fire, slighty taller hobbit.....
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Are Craig that's better I thought you had lost all your Aussie ways.
Still have those Ohlins mate and your old girl (Red devil that is) will again be punting around Conondale in a couple of weeks.
Trevor old mate I wouldn't go there with Sir Bradaverylot he will have your number and some :D
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Mr Frodo my back is twingeing in horror at the thought of that evil machine and the harm it caused my poor discs.Twas nearly as bad as the night the Italian tiler went feral in the gaol showers with Queenie and the girls....
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Hey Trev,
Just got my MA licence 2 weeks ago, and shit, it has a big W after the numbers. :o I told them I have a YZ. Wont be jumping the fence to the red team, so give me some help guys? Should I call MA and tell them they made a mistake ( Yamaha's don't remotely look like Honda's ) or just keep the YZ on the back wheel, so that the W might look a bit like a Z. :D
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Dear mudgaurd ( this a bit like little abby)
just pretend for amoment the W stands for Worms Racing Team, see, I bet your feeling better allready! ;D
now back to the real issues, I must of upset my little hobbit brother as he never calls me Trevor, it's so formal and like, he knows something that i dont, dosent that just cook your goose ( or goat)
Oh well, all is not lost, Sir Brad-a-lot, or is it Sir Brad-8timenationalchampionyamahaclosetbitch-a-lot will keep talking to me.
Worms, notsoshortahobbit
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After reading all the comments and bullsh--t, l have come to the conclusion that you guys are excited about CD7 and l hope that you backyard champions will become good mate.
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Hey Trev,
Just got my MA licence 2 weeks ago, and shit, it has a big W after the numbers. :o I told them I have a YZ. Wont be jumping the fence to the red team, so give me some help guys? Should I call MA and tell them they made a mistake ( Yamaha's don't remotely look like Honda's ) or just keep the YZ on the back wheel, so that the W might look a bit like a Z. :D
No mistake W that's for winner ;D ;D
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dont go and get all mushy on us wasp, it's just like Brad and Shane at the camp fire :-* :-* :-* :-*.
I must stop now, as little brother has started calling me Trevor, and he never ever does that!
Cheers Worms, longkissgoodnight
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Walter will have a shnapps for you in the klub Kevlar Kompound
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Craig - obviously the sessions with the pysch need to continue - eventually you will come to realise you are nothing but a soft c--k!
still luv you!
Wossco (with a W ;D)
oh - and Tossa - see you at the weekend!
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be nice and pass my bike!!! grovel grovel!!
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Good Morning all, no whear were we,
oh thats right the big W" price check on tampons please in Honda ave"
Cheers Worms
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'pass the libra to the left hand side'
F**ken poofters the lot!!!!
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Craig - obviously the sessions with the pysch need to continue - eventually you will come to realise you are nothing but a soft c--k!
still luv you!
Wossco (with a W ;D)
oh - and Tossa - see you at the weekend!
Yeah but not on your honda, wasn't there something about a bet regarding who finishes where at manjimup. oh that's right I win on my suzuki as your honda won't even be on the track, again!!
I do believe I am going to regret this!!lol
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most definitely - since you are in the same vein as Craig "SC" 43 and wouldn't even take the bet. By the way - make sure you come my way for scrutineering - then you won't have to worry :'(
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see you for a settling beer Sat night
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Who are you calling a SC,you DC (as a hint to you intellectually handicapped Honda riders the first word is Dead and the second word ends with a t).....the second word when you work it out is generally useful,clearly you sir, are not !
XX Luv you more :-*