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Title: Merry Christmas
Post by: firko on December 12, 2007, 12:20:38 pm
Scanned from the official Klub Kevlar Chrissy Card
When the three wise men saw Josephs new Maico 490, they completely forgot the real reason they were in Bethlehem!
 MERRY CHRISTMAS from those lovable old farts at KLUB KEVLAR

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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Freakshow on December 12, 2007, 12:54:05 pm
thats very funny well done.......

im thinking the 3 wise men where later to be known as mr honda, mr yamaha and mr suzuki and where all heard to say

"jesus, this is out of the stone ages - that boy will surely kill himself on it "  :P

and the rest as they say is history. 

when he rose again he became evel Knevel  ;D
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Hoony on December 12, 2007, 01:02:42 pm
its obvious to me that the 3 wise men were Honda Riders and were in Bethlehem to convert the said Joseph from his sinful Maico ways!

Merry Xmas to all from Hoony's Honda House of Red  ;D
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: cyclegod on December 12, 2007, 01:27:11 pm
What Joseph said...

I don't care how much frankensence youse blokes have smoked you'll need more gold than that, and stick yer mir where the yonder star don't shine
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: mx250 on December 12, 2007, 02:26:11 pm
What Joseph said...

I don't care how much frankensence youse blokes have smoked you'll need more gold than that, and stick yer mir where the yonder star don't shine
Very biblical God. :D ;D

And Merry Christmas to all from the wilds of the Western Sydney  :-\ ;D

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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: YSS on December 12, 2007, 05:11:06 pm
Good old club Kevlar , they are always good for pleasant non offending surprises. Merry Xmas to Club Kevlar , you are a pillar on the VMX house
Scanned from the official Klub Kevlar Chrissy Card
When the three wise men saw Josephs new Maico 490, they completely forgot the real reason they were in Bethlehem!
 MERRY CHRISTMAS from those lovable old farts at KLUB KEVLAR

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1062154/CARDKEV4.JPG)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: KB171 on December 12, 2007, 10:25:16 pm
The 4 wise men from Victoria having a pre Christmas drink.
Merry Christmas fellas


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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: firko on December 12, 2007, 10:35:45 pm
Ya topped us KB ! That's just too cool. Where did you find the little Yobbos?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: KB171 on December 12, 2007, 10:41:36 pm
I think you could buy em from tourist centres awhile back,likable chaps aye.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Hoony on December 13, 2007, 07:56:34 am
Well Klub Kevlar & KB (complete with your Elsy) .
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Wombat on December 13, 2007, 11:26:56 am
KB171, I love the bike; where can I find one?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: yzhilly on December 13, 2007, 11:29:17 am
Looks like those three wise men are trying to figure out if it was the linkage ratio that caused Joseph to cartwheel the big Maico and bend the front end ?. Before they had handed over the Present !. Hey KB you even have beer named after ya, Awesome and the last time i saw that Honda it was layed over and rooosting me as you went around me .  And you better watch for those yobs another couple of beers they will have that elsinore out on the road and then it will be skingraft city ,call the ambulance .Well done boys and a safe and merry Xmas to All.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: GMC on December 21, 2007, 08:01:38 am
Merry Christmas everyone.
Hope you all survive the festive season & maybe we can put some more faces to names at CD5

Geoff
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: eno on December 21, 2007, 01:08:03 pm
A very merry Xmas ya-all, I gotta run now as da Boss is throwing us out...Yeehaa!!
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: firko on December 21, 2007, 01:28:46 pm
Have a Very Happy Christmas and a Cool 2008.
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Lozza on December 21, 2007, 05:30:32 pm
Dear Santa,
I know I don't behave all the time but this year I have been especialy good.I have paid attention at school, been nice to my Mum, ate all my greens and even helped a little old lady across the street.Why I haven't even called the senior manager's 'scum sucking pieces of dog shit' in long while so you must now know how good I have been.I don't ask for much but if you can find room in your sleigh for one of these I promise I be even better next year. ;D

 http://www.simpsonraceproducts.com.au/classified.asp?id=7781

Cheers and Merry Christmas to one and all
Lozza
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Nathan S on December 21, 2007, 06:05:12 pm
You do realise that the seller "Jim" isn't just any old Jim? ;)

Even he can't afford to run the thing though...

Anyhow, Merry Christmas to all.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Lozza on December 21, 2007, 09:28:11 pm
I spoke to Jim today who is he????
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: vmx42 on December 22, 2007, 10:44:52 am
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: paul on December 22, 2007, 10:48:48 am
wild guess jim richards
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: All Things 414 on December 22, 2007, 10:50:42 am
Please, please, please a Spanish phrase book and a couple 'a thousand Euro in the bank.........
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: paul on December 22, 2007, 04:17:19 pm
happy christmas every body
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Lozza on December 22, 2007, 04:24:55 pm
I would have recognised Jim Richards' voice.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Doc on December 22, 2007, 05:14:04 pm
Lozza..Gentleman Jims most famous quote at the end of the '92 rain drenched Bathurst

'this is bloody disgracefull..this is gonna remain with me a long time..you're a pack of arseholes'  :D I'd recognize that anywhere and it remained with me ever since too  ;D

oh..and Merry Christmas to all  :)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: oldfart on December 22, 2007, 06:26:59 pm
Merry Xmas to all young and old ..... remember it's not how big or expensive the gift is , it's the thought that counts  ;) so I've cleaned up the shed just incase  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: mx250 on December 23, 2007, 12:27:00 am

'this is bloody disgracefull..this is gonna remain with me a long time..you're a pack of arseholes' 
And well said Jim. Pack of yob low brows  8)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: mx250 on December 23, 2007, 12:31:20 am
Merry Christmas to one and all. :-* :D

I hope Santa is kind to you and yours and a great family time is had by all. ;D

(I'll be away from the computer (and forum) for a few days.)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: TM BILL on December 23, 2007, 07:30:24 am
Wishing you all a very happy Christmas and a healthy & prosperous new year :)

A huge thanks to all the guys who made me so welcome on my visits this year :) It was great to meet many of you at Coffs and to be able to be a part of a truly awsome event.

A very special thanks to the Doc & Dodgee  :) these guys made it so easy for me to come racing over there and i hope i will be able to return the favour in 08 to any keen Aussie VMXers  :)

DJ is already planning the CD5 visit and i am trying to coax a couple of others to come to Tassie for the Nats.

Hope you all recieve what you desire from the big guy and find time to work on those projects in the holiday period.

See you at CD 5 Bill
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Hoony on December 23, 2007, 12:17:41 pm
i thought you were Spanish Ross-uel ?

Happy Hanaker (or whatever it is)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: T250K on December 23, 2007, 09:54:15 pm
 
 Thanks everybody for a great forum, and particular thanks to Graeme for all the effort that keeps it running.  Also to DJR who makes UnZud look so bloody good that I'm going to have to mortgage the kids  next year and visit the ghosts of John Britten and Burt Munro.  And all the rest of you, whose knowledge and humour keep me kicking the thing when it doesn't want to start.
        Hope you all enjoy a relaxing Xmas and a fantastic, successful New Year.       T250
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Graeme M on December 23, 2007, 10:35:18 pm
Yes, Merry Christmas to you all. It's been another great year and a pleasure to chat with you all and have your support for one of the best vintage forums around. All the best to everyone for a relaxing Christmas break and here's to an even better vintage year in 2008.

I'm away from the computer for a week so won't be online much at all, but hope to get back to it all in January and follow through on some promises to make some changes to the site.

And for 2008, my New Year's resolution will be to actually get out there and ride a few events. I think I managed a grand total of 4 vintage races in 07, so I can only do better. Especially if I can get back to Qld for one of the QVMX or BMCC events!!
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: DJRacing on December 24, 2007, 02:00:22 pm
Will its that time of the year again and I thought last christmas was about a week ago ::) time flies faster when your having fun but I never seem to have enough time to get everything done. Christmas time over here is so busy that ya dont even get to finish one beer before another is already in ya hand, but that isnt a bad thing ;) We have the road racing (Cemetery Circuit) in my city so that Boxing Day isnt a day of rest and recovery but more of the same. Drinking and catching up with everyone. Its surpising how many VMXers race the cemetery circuit so walking along the pits can take up to a day on its own. The usual old hot dogs and chips can help clear the stomach for more beer and by the end of the day life is grand except for the sunburn and hangover that ya gonna have the next day :D. That night the pubs are overflowing with people and the town comes alive with the stories of the day, but at 4am us oldies start thinking about going home (if we can find it, or more to the point, if we are allowed back home ;D) and then for me the alarm will start ringing at 6:30am and its off to work :o :-\  and thats when I say to myself "I wish you a bloody merry christmas" and to you guys who have the time off ......(I wish you a bloody merry christmas)

To all of you who make this forum what it is, have a great time over christmas and I hope the new year will be the best you have ever had.......... ;D ;D ;D

See you all at CD-5

Merry Christmas
Don(DJ) & Karen
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: jimson on December 25, 2007, 02:15:11 pm
G'day viewers I'm a little late for a hairy xmas but you all have a great VMX new year. jimson
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Tony T on December 27, 2007, 11:33:13 am
Ok, so I'm a couple of days late................  ::)
Hope all my VMX mates had a great Christmas and have a very 'dirty' New Year.  ;D
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: VMX247 on December 13, 2008, 11:36:30 pm
Hey 360 Ross are you still jewish............

Top year.
Thanks Graeme for this Spirit of an Era Forum  ;D  :-*
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Graeme M on December 14, 2008, 08:08:14 am
You're welcome. And yes, Marry Christmas to all forum members, even those particularly strange regulars who seem to make this such an interesting and informative and often quiet weird place to hang out.

I think I made a New Years Resolution last year to ride more events, including a Queensland one. Well, I failed miserably, riding only a couple of HEAVEN rounds and getting to CD5. I would like to say I will do better in 2009 but I doubt it... Still, I do have an IT175 almost ready for what I think is the next big thing - Vinduro. So I really hope to get to one or two of those. And with any luck I'll actually get that YZ250G resto completed by this time next year.

In the meantime, though, I'll be kicking back and enjoying a relaxing Christmas and holiday break. Hope you all get to do the same and I'll look forward to another entertaining year reading your posts and maybe meeting some more of you in person.

All the best, and Merry  Christmas.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: paul on December 14, 2008, 08:11:54 am
ross your the only jewish person driveing around with a truck load off pork
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Tim754 on December 14, 2008, 10:45:19 am
Yeah yeah Cheers and have a pleasant, special and SAFE dirty festive season, from your not at all "particularly strange regular" *  :D Tim 754 

* Name these unsavoury demented deviates please Graeme  so others may follow in their warped shadows .....  ;D ::) :o 8) ;) :)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: STW996 on December 14, 2008, 12:32:24 pm
A very Merry Christmas to all out there in VMX land, Also a very happy new year and look forward to meeting as may of you up here as  I can at CD 6 and the Nationals.

Graeme, a special thanks to you for giving us the vehicle to keep in touch and form new friendships online with this most enjoyable forum, we as a group see things through different eyes at times but we all share a common love of all things old, dirty and at time smelly but always fun!! Graeme Drop me a line if you what to do a QVMX round and I will find you a bike to ride as long as you don't mind red, Hoony same goes to you old mate you are a true Hondaman and it will be good to meet up with you at CD6.

Shane
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: suzuki27 on December 14, 2008, 12:59:57 pm
All the best Xmas wishes to the bike lovin brethren. I hope your Sack is at least half full - or refilling.And like a lot of others I hope to be doing more events in 09- Santa says yes, so that should take care of it. Keep Safe.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: mx250 on December 15, 2008, 10:20:00 am
I hope you got your christmas tree home safely ;D and you are all ready for a great christmas 8).

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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: firko on December 15, 2008, 11:50:44 am
                                    On Behalf of the members and kitchen and bar staff of KLUB KEVLAR
                       I'd like to wish all of our Forum Friends a smooth and sumptious Christmas and a cool 2009. :-*

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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: VMX247 on December 16, 2008, 12:51:19 pm
no tree,no snow ,no bike ,more skin  ;D
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: YSS on December 16, 2008, 04:50:56 pm
Allison , I dont believe it  :o
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: 2 shocks on December 16, 2008, 06:37:10 pm
Hi Alison,

Your xmas cheer reminded me of a patient, who was speaking with us, at my fathers bedside today, as he turned to go back to his bed, my mother & I could barely contain our muffled laughter, considering the circumstances :D

I wish all of the Oz Forum members a Wonderful Xmas & All the Best for 2009

Mrs Maico #54

Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: GMC on December 16, 2008, 11:02:47 pm
I hope you got your christmas tree home safely ;D and you are all ready for a great christmas 8).

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& don't forget the Barbie....
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Merry Xmas guys.
Like many I suppose I only did a fraction of what I intended to this year. Looking forward to 09 & hopefully making it up to CD6
This "clubhouse" has been great for catching up with like minded poeple.

Geoff
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: paul on December 17, 2008, 04:32:10 pm
from walter  merry christmas :P
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: firko on December 18, 2008, 03:47:01 pm
              I'd like to wish everyone a wonderful and happy Christmas and a fun and action packed 2009!
                                                                                                                         Cheers, Firko
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on December 18, 2008, 06:55:56 pm
I know they are best wishes Firko but you is "one sick puppy"!!!

catch ya on the flip side guys

cheers

Rossco
Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: jackiemac on December 19, 2008, 09:08:39 pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS OZVMX AND TO ALL VMXERS OUT THERE.

See you next year
Keep Smiling :)
Jackie Mac


Things you can only say at christmas  

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in ?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

Title: Re: Merry Christmas
Post by: brent j on December 19, 2008, 09:24:20 pm
And a merry Xmass to all from the wet, damp, mould ridden top end

Cheers

Brent