Dont rock up to the race meeting and tell anyone your a virgin
Dont worry about whats behind you, its their job to pass you, not your job to let them by.
Dont stall it on the line
If in doubt, pin it.
Dont fall on the wooden pegs
Know where the toilet is, you'll probably have 3 or 4 nervous ones
Remember to turn your fuel on
Dont be put off by the grimace on TMBills face, he is really smiling
Just have fun