Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who
> has been with us for many years.
> No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were
long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
> He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
> knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the
> worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
> more than you earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are
> in charge).
> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
> overbearing regulations were set in place.
> Reports of a
6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing
a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
> lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
> worsened his condition.
> Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
> job that they
themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.
> It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
> consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could
not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.
> Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
> and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
>
> Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
> burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for
assault.
> Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
> She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge
> settlement.
> Common
Sense was preceded in death,
> by his parents, Truth and Trust,
> by his wife, Discretion,
> by his daughter, Responsibility,
> and by his son, Reason.
> He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
> I Know My Rights
> I Want It
Now
> Someone Else Is To Blame
> I'm A Victim
> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.