I have studied this seemingly odd language and it appears in part to be derived from Latin or atleast the drunken Romans after a few pints of Bitter in thier english period.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
TM Bill whacked(erring on good taste) my cat and hanged it on a spot in the house and spoke in australian got a hankering and wanted to do it again ( or its a transcript of his phone sex tapes he hopes to publish come the new year)
See ya at connondale mate