Australia's latest F/A18 Super Hornets have arrived. They turned out not too super
.
Brendan Nelson was heard to say, "Yeah, but the have very special avionics on board. If I told you about them I would have to shoot you." They have the very special electronic ability to transfer millions of dollars striaght into the bank account of ex Australian PM's who are now employed as 'sales reps' for Lockheed
.
(This is fictional and a weak attempt at humour
)