Bike security

[Paul552]

 


Sorry I had to share this one.

[Mick D]

Yeap, Iam going all out on security too. Security secretive is an asset.
but you wouldn't need to worry about keeping him a secret
As Mr Tee would say,
   I piddy the fool,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
who would be stupid enough

Good looking canine

[Tim754]

Ya keep the bikes at the bottom of the pool! Great idea!!!!

[Mike52]

Nice lookin dog that , stuff the bikes snatch the dog.

[pokey]

Not quite sure if its security or something the Mario brothers  may have had something to do with.
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Traverse the dreaded  flood plain carefully scanning the skies for rain clouds.  Dodge the hippie Buddhist backpacking hitch hikers, paying careful attention not to slide out on the cade toad army. Keep veering right till you round the bend past the snake that didn't get away and then bottom the arse out of your car on the precipice driveway to my patent early warning alarm blue metal gravel driveway complete with small but feisty yappy dogs that will drown your toenails in pee.
Scan the ground and foliage for huge bull ants that are not so distantly related to the famed Queensland drop bear that will show you no mercy.

if you make it thus far you are entering the inner sanctum.

All that should concern you is not ground dwelling, the rafters hold serpents and many many remnants of. Huge carved totems of stern faced gods warn of the impending doom. Blood will drain from your face as you gaze upon mud wasp central. it is there entwined within the hive you will find a path leading to your destination.
 Follow the not so friendly giant huntsman spiders, they know the way well.
Now you can gaze in all its glory, my wondrous cave full of rusty greasy maybe I will use that one day pile of crappy TS frames wheels broken bent guards and bits.

The Good stuff is behind that lot but I go round the back