A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks
If he has done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he
Does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he
Feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.
When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his
Mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and
Bacon, and why don't I have any milk in
My cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a
Chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a
Week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
Get any bacon for a week either. I saw you
Kick the cow so for a week you aren't
Getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for
Breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across
The kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a
Smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or
Should I?'
Keeo Smiling
Jackie Mac
