RIDERS BRIEF YOU BUGGARS
COME ON, RIDERS BRIEF UP HERE
COME ON, HURRY UP YA BUGGARS
AND WE CAN ALL GET HOME FOR A BEER
COME IN CLOSER, I DON'T WANT TO YELL
WE CAMPED OVER LAST NIGHT AND GOT ON THE RUM
AND I'VE GOT A HANG OVER CAN'T YOU TELL?
RIGHT, NOW DON'T FORGET THE WARNINGS
OF INJURIES, MAMEING AND DEATH
JUST SIGN THE FORMS AND DON'T BLAME US
SAVE YOUR BLOODY BREATH
WE'RE ALL OUT HERE TO HAVE A RIDE
NOT WIN A BLOODY MEDAL
AND REMEMBER ON THE PRACTICE LAP
DON'T GO FASTER THAN YOU THINK YOU COULD PEDAL
NOW THE TRACKS STARTS JUST OVER HERE,
THEN GOES ROUND THE BACK OF THAT TREE
THAN DOWN THE GULLY
AND UP THE RISE THAT YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE
TAKE NOTICE OF THE FLAGGIES
IF THEY WAVE THE FLAG LIKE MAD
THEY COULD BE WARNING DANGER,
OR SIGNALING HOW MANY BEERS THEY'VE HAD
DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE GIRLS
AND PAY YOUR BLOODY FEES
AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY A LICENSE,
ITS LUCKY MONEY GROWS ON TREES
AND WHEN YOUR RIDING ROUND THE TRACK,
TRY NOT TO BE DICK
DON'T PUSH OR SHOVE AND CUT PEOPLE OFF,
OR BE A NASTY PRICK
WE AREN'T RIDING FOR MEDALS
OR A MENTION IN A MAG
MOST OF US ARE JUST TRUNDELING AROUND,
IT REALLY IS QUITE SAD
AND WHEN THE RACING'S OVER,
DON'T JUST PISS OFF HOME
HANG AROUND AND GIVE A HAND,
SO WE DON'T PACK ALONE
STICK TO THE RULES, AND WEAR SOME SHOES,
WHEN YOU'RE IN THE PITS
MAKE SURE YOUR BLOODY BIKE IS SAFE,
OR YOU'LL GIVE THE SCRUTINEER THE SHITS
I HOPE YOU'VE ALL BEEN LISTENING,
I'M NOT TALKING TO STRETCH MY LUNGS
AND REMEMBER ALL YOU BUGGERS,
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOME
FUN.
