Hahaha - you want uncool??
How about this one of me at the start of my very first Enduro.. Canungra (QLD), January 1981.. It was the week before my 17th Birthday, and I was riding on a Learners Permit... Since learners were supposed to be supervised all the time, and I was on the same minute as the Queensland 125cc Enduro Champion (Geoff Petler), he agreed to supervise me....
That lasted for all of 100 metres...