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Offline Maicojames

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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2008, 01:13:18 pm »
...when you gas it off the line..but don't really fight for the first turn, playing it safe...but are the most competitive forker on earth to win an e-bay auction ;D ;D

...when you really spend more time on e-bay than your bike......

  when you teach your daughter to clean filters-because it's "quality time" together

  When you ride a Maico so you can always pull in early and say it broke( nevermind that you intetionally bog it down to load up the engine with gas because that open class forker was kicking your own ass).

when you can add something to this topic ;D ;D
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2008, 06:38:15 pm »
Doc,
The love is still there. ;)

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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2008, 07:31:38 pm »
 :D oh I can feel it Bahnsy..really I can!  :D
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2008, 09:00:11 pm »
Oh vomit spew chuck hurl chunder.........
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2008, 10:32:11 pm »
You have to get up for work and the body doesn't want to play anymore

You have a shower and theirs more hair on the floor of the shower then your head

You miss the paypacket each week because you know the bank has it

You have operations every couple of years to repair all your warn out parts

You don't worry about the way you look because you know brushing your hair wont stop you from being a ugly bugger anyway
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2008, 09:06:08 am »
You know you are getting old when: You suffer from frequent bouts of premature ejaculation.(So I am told!).
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2008, 01:40:07 pm »
"ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE'.....at least your gettin a bit............. ::) had a DVD night last night. Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Flying High 1 & 2, Police Academy 1 & 2 . The teenagers visiting had not seen any of them but laughed and laughed at the stupidity then commented on them not needing piles of blood and horror to be enjoyed !!!!  ;)
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2008, 02:07:24 pm »
......The rarity of your bike is more important that it's performance. Polishing and bling have replaced porting and suspension tuning and the quality of the beer in your Esky is more important thant the oil in your engine. :)
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2008, 04:27:05 pm »
You have more gray pubic hairs than normal colored on the top of your head.  :'(
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2008, 10:13:28 pm »
Tim, I'm sitting here pissing myself laughing just thinking of flying high  :D :D :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_60AHBWoOXE&feature=related

another little snip that cracks me up..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dHKd80asXy4&feature=related

..the others were also classics but this reminds me..

you know you're getting old when you look at the night sky and remember Johnny The Boy and The Night Rider! :D
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2008, 08:46:01 pm »
"Candallenie wants his hand back"
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2008, 08:51:39 pm »
remember the bit when the shit hit the fan...... on flying high ;D :)
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2008, 09:41:45 pm »
414 was that MAD MAX chained to the panal van I mean the arm. jimson
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Offline Graeme M

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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2008, 10:15:31 pm »
"Oh my God, what's going on?"

"I dunno man, I just got here meself"

Jim Guse after laying the big Zed down.

Loved that first Mad Max, but for a great biking movie from way back when, howzabout Stone?

You know you're getting on when you can quote most of the movie verbatim!

I still pull it out every now and then to watch either the funeral procession - love the music - or the race between Captain Midnight and Stone. That scene where the Z1 lifts the front as it hits that slight rise on the road. Man that used to get me every time. I have an old copy on video, the Stone Anniversary DVD, and the actual album of the sound track...
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Re: you know your getting old when....
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2008, 11:14:58 pm »
Mad Max, his panel van and someone else's arm yes Jim. Yeah Stone would have to be the all time best. The very start where the guy's turning on the petrol tap, hitting the start button and then going out and getting his head taken off with piano wire. Very cool indeed....... 8)
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