Recently I bought a new Lexus 350 but I had to return it to the dealer
the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and
demonstrated this brilliant feature.
"Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.
The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song "On
the Road Again".
Then the salesman calls "Ray Charles," and in an instant "Georgiaon My
Mind" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.
I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.
Then I would say "Beatles," and I would hear a multitude of those great
awesome songs from the 60-80's.
It was fun and even my girl friend got into it too.
"Billy Joel" and up came 'The Piano Man"
"Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great
Stone's hits.
But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.
A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but
luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.
I immediately yelled in anger, "Arse Holes!"
Guess what !!
Immediately up came the song " Good old Collingwood for ever …………”
Damn it, I just LOVE this new car!
