Lozza Maaaaaaaaaate who do you think the drug dealers are

theres a reason they put cotton wool in the top of pill bottles , to remind them coloured folk they was cotton pickers long before they was drug dealers

The sinbads and the bubbles get left alone not cos the average Pom is scared of em but becase how many rugs can you fit in a squat ? and even i can only eat so many kebabs

As for the red sea pedestrians , it all to hard looting them

they dont mind being looted but they like to negotiate what you can take .
Maurice and Avi walking down the street when around the corner comes a gang of skinheads , Avi says to Maurice " Maurice were gonna get done here Maurice " Maurice replies your right Avi , heres that 500 quid i owe you "
