Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3…
#10 Trash the place before you leave, if the landlord sues you for everything you have it won’t be much
# 9 Leave the place tidy, collect the bond & then move straight back in and claim squatters rights
# 8 Go on the dole and collect rent assistance, nobody ever receives mortgage assistance
# 7 The stock market crashes, you don’t give a shit and you laugh out loud.
# 6 Buy a caravan and spend the rest of your days traveling around the country visiting VMX meetings.
# 5 Move in with the kids, tell them it’s just for a short while until you get on your feet. Then proceed to leave lights on and drink their grog for the next decade.
# 4 Act like an arrogant tosser and pretend to live next door when the auction is on, then buy it for yourself on the cheap.
# 3 Interest rates go up, you don’t give a shit, you crack open a stubby and quietly chuckle to yourself.
# 2 Make sure you own nothing when you retire, the nursing home will take it anyway
# 1 Now is the perfect time to leave your wife, she can’t keep the house
Hope it works out for you Jimson