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Offline jimson

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Re: Life as a renter
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2010, 10:14:51 pm »
G'day viewers and thanks  ;D  for the offer of room Nathan but I think I've got it worked out. Sorry to sound like a bleeding heart  :-[ Its time for a big change I just needed a kick up the ass to see it.  :-\  jimson
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Re: Life as a renter
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2010, 09:24:49 am »
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3…

#10   Trash the place before you leave, if the landlord sues you for everything you have it won’t be much

# 9   Leave the place tidy, collect the bond & then move straight back in and claim squatters rights

# 8   Go on the dole and collect rent assistance, nobody ever receives mortgage assistance

# 7   The stock market crashes, you don’t give a shit and you laugh out loud.

# 6   Buy a caravan and spend the rest of your days traveling around the country visiting VMX meetings.

# 5   Move in with the kids, tell them it’s just for a short while until you get on your feet. Then proceed to leave lights on and drink their grog for the next decade.

# 4   Act like an arrogant tosser and pretend to live next door when the auction is on, then buy it for yourself on the cheap.


# 3   Interest rates go up, you don’t give a shit, you crack open a stubby and quietly chuckle to yourself.

# 2   Make sure you own nothing when you retire, the nursing home will take it anyway

# 1   Now is the perfect time to leave your wife, she can’t keep the house



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Re: Life as a renter
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2010, 10:36:50 am »
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3…

# 7   The stock market crashes, you don’t give a shit and you laugh out loud.

# 6   Buy a caravan and spend the rest of your days traveling around the country visiting VMX meetings.

# 3   Interest rates go up, you don’t give a shit, you crack open a stubby and quietly chuckle to yourself.


You seem to have stmbled upon my retirement plan  :o ;D
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