TMBill and DJ make name in Trials

[DJRacing]

Bill on a TS185 explodes onto the Trials scene, and leaves his competition crushed in the rocks, while DJ on a highly uncontrollable DT100 has finally found his motocross pace to become the new and undisputed champ of the 100cc world.

[Davey Crocket]

So thats what has become of our lost mate DJ, taken by evil Bindi's  DT100 Trail machine, poor bugger, Im lost for words.

[VMX247]

Evil Bindi  DT100....... I love the imported rocks    good stuff 

[vandy010]

you guys...

[firko]

It seems the curse of Evil Bindi has no bounds.  Being forced by the little space aliens dastardly trans Tasman mind control rays to ride such embarrasingly inadequate bikes at a public function is a horrible price to pay for daring to make eye contact with Evil Bindi Irwin last June. The entire VMX community cowers in terror as we await the next horrific and cruel manifestation of 'The Curse of Evil Bindi'.

[Davey Crocket]

Im still lost for words......tossed and turned all night...... Bill, that "new" house that DJ "bought
" isn't at Lake Alice is it? (Lake Alice was a institution where they gave you  240 volt medicine, bed and breakfast and basically looked after you when the little "aliens" where in your head). I take it the DT100 is part of the recovery thereopy, when does he get to go on a DT125? and how long before he's allowed to "touch and feel" a motocrosser?. If he recovers will he be riding Suzuki again like last year? or are you going to let him ride green? Is he allowed many visitors yet  and days out? We are all praying over here in the great West Island for him to make a full recovery so if you could keep us informed that would be great.

[VMX247]

I bet TMBill hugged a tree and collected pine cones too.      

[lukeb1961]

Looks like a brilliant day out to me. Congratulations guys!

[firko]

Looks like a brilliant day out to me. Congratulations guys!

Easy for you to say Luke...You're not carrying the future of mankind on your shoulders in the guise of a curse from the child she-devil. The DT100 and TS185 are the dirt bike embodiment of all that is evil in the world....it'll be a beige Camry or even worse, a Prius next.

[Davey Crocket]

Probably worst Mark..... they'll be burning Maicos at the stake, worshiping Vespa's,putting electric starts on BSA's, ridding around the streets on chinese chinkas, throwing Montessa's off cliffs, crushing Bultacos, cooking CZ'eds in one of those hungi's, it just goes on.......probably wearing a beige cardigan's as we speak, I can see another sleepless night coming on!!!

[mainline]

I'm thinking Bill's read too many copies of CDB and gone over to the dark side(dragging DJ with him)

[Davey Crocket]

Bills the medicine man, he's looking out for a fellow VMXer who's fallen on hard times....... lost his mind and soul to a evil space alien from the planet "crickey", Bills doing his best, we need to support him - not mock him!!

[d veda]

All was going well until bill started using the indicaters when going around the trees. This upset the trails farternity some what.

[BultacoMacca]

Thats a lot of glass and plastic let alone steel frame weight, to be throwing on the ground in a trial.
Did it all survive?
Good on ya Bill.

[DJRacing]

The indicator lights, thats what it was that I saw. I tried to tell the Men in Black, but they didnt believe me and said I've seen a UFO and slapped a straight jack on and said "crikery, this bloke thinks he can Trials ride on a DT100".  Luckly Bill came along on the TS185 and pointed out some bloke perched upon a TL250 wearing a sports coat, tie, 'Andy Caps' woollen cap, wellys and smoking a pipe. He said thats the guy your after and away they went. The curse of the 'Bindi' hopefully over now, although I have heard of strange relapses from time to time, but never as bad as the original curse.
Looking back on it now, I think it all started when I walked into Elvis's shed and saw so many brite and shiney blingy bikes my eyes where blinded from the dazzle   and from that moment onwards I was looking for something.... anything...... and the x-ray eyes of the 'Bindi' put a curse on me so strong I even rode a Suzuki.
 Let this be a warning to all VMXers,  "A 4:30am hangover might make you say "Crikey",  but "Crikey" doesnt come close to missing one day of any 'Classic Dirts'.