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Offline Kane Mcguire

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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2014, 11:38:58 am »
I know im old now, cause when I go into a young womans dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down!
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2014, 12:12:58 pm »
When I got up this morning after the first race meeting of the year yesterday......  :o
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2014, 12:28:09 pm »
Quote from: JAP 454 on March 30, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: GMC on March 30, 2014, 09:39:02 pm
Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
MA doesn't even print the freakin' GCRs either. ::)
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They do if you do a level four official's course, I've got a printed version.
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2014, 12:37:01 pm »
Quote from: GMC on March 30, 2014, 09:39:02 pm
Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.

KBW will be doing that because previously he would print a program at the start of the series and after a couple of rounds it would be useless.  I don't know what he would be doing for his sponsors though.  Previously the program was a big flashy thing full of adds.

You know you are getting old when you can't stand the modern music.  I was at the Troy Bayliss Expo last weekend.  There was this stand outside that was booming out what I would call absolute shit.  I thought how the hell can anyone listen to this !@#$%^.
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2014, 01:09:18 pm »
Caught the train home after going to the football at Suncorp stadium (Lang park) a few weeks back.
Once aboard the packed train, a young fellow stood up and offered me his seat..................... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\ :-\
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2014, 01:29:09 pm »
Quote from: KTM47 on March 31, 2014, 12:28:09 pm
Quote from: JAP 454 on March 30, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: GMC on March 30, 2014, 09:39:02 pm
Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
MA doesn't even print the freakin' GCRs either. ::)
Foss

They do if you do a level four official's course, I've got a printed version.

Aah right, EA, my wife's  only a Level 3 Ref. and Stew., so that's why she didn't get a copy, despite protestations, Eh ? Our club ACTMCC had one printed for her. Me ? I'm only a lowly level 2.
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2014, 03:48:52 pm »
"I've noticed it recent years I've become invisible but only to young people. J"
Not when want to sponge  some money off you...

"I know im old now, cause when I go into a young woman's dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down!"
I know im old now, cause when I go into a young woman's dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down and try the skirts on...

"You wanna feel real old. Stroll into a club at 2am."
You wanna feel real old.  Try getting up at 2am.


"Caught the train home after going to the football at Suncorp stadium (Lang park) a few weeks back.
Once aboard the packed train, a young fellow stood up and offered me his seat..................... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\ :-\"
You know your old when you think the last time you caught a train to the footy... The train had swing doors............


"I feel old cause my kids call me "old man" :- 
Try being referred to (in the text they just sent to you in the kitchen, to bring them one of your cold beers, from your favourite lounge chair >:(_       as   " Useless Old Jurassic Knackers"....



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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2014, 08:51:51 pm »
G,day viewers I recently joined a on line dating site.. split with the ex a while back. I thought it would be a laugh. Started looking at the woman my age and thought they looked old my son said there your age. It suddenly dawned on me  I,m not as young as I thought in my head I was. Sad but true I,m still a kid at heart. Jimson
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2014, 10:18:14 pm »

Time to face up to it, if like me you were born in the first half of last century then you are old.

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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2014, 09:23:53 am »
ALRIGHT that means I'm young if I was born in the 60's.  ;D 8)
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2014, 10:36:31 am »
You know you're old when you can't remember why it's so hard to get up in the morning without causing some type of soreness  ::)

Until 3 days later when you remember landing on the ground from that 40 foot jump.... Or flipping the bike while in 5th gear..... Or having a head on with some tree you didn't know.... Or that time the footpeg snapped off landing from a jump...... Or that time a roo jumped out on you while pinned in 5th gear..... Or that time........
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2014, 10:55:36 am »
Apparently "shrinkage" for the older man is another issue to be confronted. J
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2014, 04:33:33 pm »
 I feel old because I f'n well am!  ::)...........


  I might be any how 'cos this morning I intended to raise some funds riding a ride on mower today, did 3hrs going 'round in ever decreasing circles and had to quit! I got f'ing vertigo. :o ! Went home to bed >:(  Thank f I dont ride speedway!!!

 Still I'm not dead yet or I wouldn't be feeling crook--- or anything else. :-[
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2014, 05:54:59 pm »
You're as old as the woman you feel.  :P
The last one I felt was older than me, that was over 5 years ago so I guess Im old.
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Re: Feeling like an old person
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2014, 06:41:26 pm »
Quote from: pancho on April 01, 2014, 04:33:33 pm
I feel old because I f'n well am!  ::)...........


  I might be any how 'cos this morning I intended to raise some funds riding a ride on mower today, did 3hrs going 'round in ever decreasing circles and had to quit! I got f'ing vertigo. :o ! Went home to bed >:(  Thank f I dont ride speedway!!!

 Still I'm not dead yet or I wouldn't be feeling crook--- or anything else. :-[

So you were going around in ever deceasing circles until you disappear up your own a@#$%
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