Really Freaky your not serious this time !!!! Look just don't have one and see what happens at your next inspection.
Hey what I want to know is why you would not want one? or are you just trying to pick more faults with the regulation book? That is not going to help ,we should be offering to assist in getting the possible bugs out of it, as shown by your impressive letter to the powers that be about noise control. Sorry If I have missed the joke ..Cheers Tim