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[bigk]

This may be a bit of light hearted fun and nothing to do with VMX, but going by the colorful forum names I was wondering what you may have been called or known as in your time on the planet. I'll start with myself: when I played football I wore a head band, had long hair and was called Rambo, during my years as a bodybuilder I was called Arnie, hulk, Bev (Francis) and even Humungous from the Mad Max movie. These days with a seious lack of hair and a bit more flab I have been called, lard arse, and Jean Luc (Picard from Star trek). The Bigk moniker comes from an employee who used to call me " the big crankler" but he couldn't spell and spelt it with a K and it has seemed to have stuck. The best one though and I am laughing out loud as I type this, because I don't ever remember resembling the character, was when someone walked into the shop and asked one of my employees, where's that Cat Weasle looking c#%t?
Cheers,
K

[cyclegod]

where's that Cat Weasle looking c#%t?
Cheers,
K

Could have been worse, he might have said Worzel Gummidge

As for me "Cyclegod" with a last name like Brown you get compared to various types/states of shit and other species fecces such as
"The Brown streak", "Brown town", "Shit-Brown", "Brown-shit" and the unforgettable "Duke of diahorrea"

"Mike the Bastard" was one that stuck for a while, another of note was when I had to repeatedly sit on an up-turned metal bucket in order to wire up building IDF's (phone cable stuff) which was "Magnet Arse"

I'm sticking with Cyclegod these days because only "God knows" how many cycles I've owned.

[paul]

cat weasle  i use to watch that on tv   

[Hoony]

i do like the cat weasel one K-Man. did you have the Beard?

for me its only a few. as i wear glasses and have done since i was 5 years old, i have had "Goggs" (goggles) "Specs" and a mate to this day calls me "SpoonDog" but forked if i can remember why.

As my last name is "Hoon" (yes thats right) i have always been "Hoony" but on occassion i get "Hoonster", "Hoonman", "The Hoonster", "Hooner" etc.

there has been others, but i ain't going there its injoke stuff and not relevent without lengthy explanations.

[cyclegod]

Was Worzel Gummidge the guy that used to change heads on his scarecrow body and also played the part of Dr Who????Thanks

John Pertwee

[Freakshow]

electriccery........toad face....bahhhh

[bigk]

Never had a beard, wierdo hair or run around in hession bag going on about a "talking bone", so I don't know where the Cat Weasle thing came from, but it still provides amusement to this day. At least we all seem to be old enough to know who Cat weasle is!!
Cheers,
K

[All Things 414]

Footy Head, Doo, Nibbs, Nibbsy, Hungry, Footy Head (Thanks to a No 2 hair cut at Kapooka), Teddy, Roz and of course Roscoe

[Wombat]

I got the 'Wombat' moniker from an Army mate - he reckons I'm built like one...
He's since passed away so I keep the name in rememberance of him.
My last name is Newton so I also get 'Isaac' - and 'Fig' on occasion.

The strangest one I get is 'Englebert'...
I was in a pommy pub back in '84 and checking out the tunes on the duke box.
Lo and behold I found the old Englebert Humperdink classic 'Pleeeease release me, let me go....'.
I played it for a laugh - and received some hostility from one of the diggers.
So, for the rest of the trip I hunted that song in every pub and played it every chance I got; as ya do!! 
F*ck him, it's my coin!!

[All Things 414]

So did you eat, root and leave?........

[gorby]

Gorby......sounds like something green and slimy from the back of your throat

worked at a place with three other michaels,so the boss called me mickael gorbachoff and it was shortened to gorby.

[Nathan S]

My other forum name is Spac (as in Spaz). It became my nickname in Yr7, a result of typical pubescent growth spurt unco-ness exacerbated by about 5kgs of plaster on my arm. I copped Spac, because it was my preferred insult at the time, and in the typically Australian way, it got turned back around and put on me.

I got off lightly - a mate is still known as Scrotum.

[Doc]

mmm..I know a bumhole Nathan  ..true!..mind you ever since he grew to tower about 3 feet taller than me I have not called him that..in the same family there was bumhole, scrotum(scott) and the mames..beats me! myself, I have been called Tiger or Sausage when I was a wee nipper, Wrongway Feldman, Wrighty and Doc or Doctor which has stuck since about ummm..1980  I commonly get called obscenities but you would have no doubt heard most of them before..some people are very rude and very imaginative