I like the response back of.....
Yes, I need a friend as I am a very old and very wealthy man that is lonely. I have no family to leave my estate of properties, shares, bonds and cash holdings to. I am going to leave it all to a nice cat home that looks after neglected and abandoned felines. If I could find one friend in my life I could trust, I would make them the executor of my estate so they could administor all my financial affairs. But alas, I don't have that person. The cost of drawing up a new legal document is only $1000.00 Australian.......
You get the idea, play their game and screww with them.
Kevin