1/ When riding, always wear Jockey underwear, they always give you support just when you need it the most.
2/ the old classic....... I think I can still save this.....
3/ Oh shit, that hankerchief on my head isnt going to help me now.... but do I still look cool....
4/ Tarmac is harsh... your tequila shouldnt be. Dos Gusanos two worms Tequila
5/ Tuff boy origami....... a fold here and now bring the back over and fold that to the front.......
6/ I knew I shouldnt have borrow my mates bike without asking...