Maico Girl tech tip #41 How to put together cheese platter....

[vandy010]

wheres the train?

[paul]

that maico girl is a son off a gun   

[Hoony]

Popgun !

[firko]

Stop sidetracking the thread, what's Maico girls reason for scandalously not using red cocktail onions? And why no Jatz or those ever so tasty rice crackers? Without a French Onion dip, Arnotts Jatz Crackers and Bega cheese, Maico girls cheese platter ensemble' lacks a certain amount of Aussie BBQ cred and wouldn't pass Department of Sport and Recreation standards set down for cheese platters (Australian Standards:Cheese Platters and assoc. party hors d'ouvres: ch.6 :3:17:e. ). 

[Rossvickicampbell]

Firko - todays pain killers haven't kicked in yet have they 

[Canam370]

Firko, perhaps you are being  a little harsh and not being sensitive to Maicogirls cultural heritage? Where's your empathy? If she was raised in East Germany there would likely been a paucity of available ingredients and her state appointed mother would have used party approved materials - such a multicultural assortment of ingredients as you suggest would not have been appropriate. However, should she have been raised in West Germany there may be a fervent deepseated aversion to anything 'Red' and hence the use of white vegetables only.
  As Vic Krause used to say   "You should have known"

[paul]

maico girl will be back tomorrow .with more yummy tit bits too tempt the vmx gang ,
im also told shes send a big HI that special someone ,                      only he knows who he is 

[firko]

Firko - todays pain killers haven't kicked in yet have they

Oh yes they have my friend.  

As Vic Krause used to say   "You should have known"

I'm sorry. BUT if the Eastern bloc background is the reason...where's the Bratwurst, blood sausage and pretzels?

[Canam370]

Do you think the proletariate was made of money? Old habits die hard.

[paul]

i wonder if she can weld
 

[Canam370]

    ......good chance she can bend pipe unaided:-\

[vmx42]

i wonder if she can weld 

If she doesn't I would advise her not to start… it seems to be getting more complicated everyday 

[firko]

Yeah, I just had a look over at the 'Welding for Dummies' thread and got an inkling that we're about to get lessons in heat treatment. What a crock of......cheese

[vmx42]

Yeah, I just had a look over at the 'Welding for Dummies' thread and got an inkling that we're about to get lessons in heat treatment. What a crock of......cheese

I knew you were watching. Can't help yourself eh?

[paul]

Yeah, I just had a look over at the 'Welding for Dummies' thread and got an inkling that we're about to get lessons in heat treatment. What a crock of......cheese

  fondu