joke

[paul]

i woke up the other day feeling very depressed
so i rang life line and was put through to a call center in pakistan
and explained to them i was very  suicidial
they were very exited at the news
 and wanted to know if i could fly a plane or drive a big truck 

[yzhilly]

Hah have you got that number handy paul after reading election result i might give them a call .

[T250K]

        Mate , for a job like that it might be worth racing out and signing a Workplace agreement before the new PM cans 'em.    Cheers,  T250 

[maicomc490t]

On the subject of call centres - I took a call the other day and after the usual telltale delay some Hindustani (hope we haven't got any on the forum, lol - DOUBT IT!!!) comes on and after grappling with my sirname got the biggest bollicking from me.

I told him he had interupted the best daytime sex I had ever had and that he should be ashamed of himself and slammed the phone. I felt pretty pleased with myself and went back to what I was doing on the mill, lol !!!

Slamming makes one feel at one with the universe !!!

See you at the back of the pack in '08 

[Rosco400]

I just ask the hindustani just to hold the line a minute, put them on hold,pick the phone up after 5 mins, if there still there, put em on hold and so on. Its just like driving 150 metres past a hitchhiker, wait for em to run to the car, then drive off just before they get to you, i think im getting sicker sense of humour as iam getting older

[GD66]

 They have been very persistent about phoning here, politely asking them to not do so and telling them to f**k off had no effect, but NOW I keep my Faulk's HV-99 High Volume Duck Call beside the phone, and when the monologue begins, a 4-second burst at full stick certainly seems to get it done ! PS How do you get a fat bird into bed ?             Piece of cake.......