And you thought..........

[mx250]

...........motorcycling was dangerous ,

[ba-02-xr]

I like the relaxed look on his face. I bet it wasnt like that about 2 seconds later

[MX?]

Ouch!!! 
At least the poor ole bull will go out with a sense of satisfaction. 

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"

The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."

[tony c]

thats bloody funny, I worked with a bloke on the gold coast who spent 2 month in a hospital over there he didn't run fast enough the result was a bulls eye and out the stomach.

[maxvmx]

Good on the bull, at least he bagged one on the way to McDonalds!

[brent j]

I'd like to put a few NZ scrub bulls in there, that would even things up a bit.

[maxvmx]

Yes, take his virginaty as well - that'll f***em - good thought !

[mx250]

Maybe something like this was the prob......