Its really easy to make it clear.
Change "MOVING BACK TO TOWNSVILLE DUE TO ABUSIVE WOMAN BASHING PARTNER"
into something like
"I am Moving back to Townsville because my partner is an abusive woman basher".
Same words (pretty much), but a lot clearer and a lot less open to interpretation.
Alison's simple addition of punctuation is very nearly as effective, and clearly shows how subtle changes can make a big difference to the message.
And thank you all for lowering me to a level where I'm analysing (and critisising) the words of someone who almost certainly deserves our sympathy and support...
Maybe I should start giving Magoo lessons on "How to make a good point without sounding so negative and p155ing Dennis off"...