BMW GS PFFFT, heated hand grips, bluetooth, intercom, tyre pressure sensores, handgaurds, windscreens, traction controll, ABS and the mandatory flip face helmet, buy a car.
Give me a HD 91 fxr sports with inch longer rear shocks, decent cam, non economical S&S and 2 into one pipe, hit the road, eat bugs and rocks, go chasing sports bikes down the Oxley.