Return of the 'good ol' days' of the '50s!
Each time I was pulled up in those days every time the routine was-
1/ who owns the bike?
2/ Where are you going?
3/Why is your licenced creased ? that's defaced.
4/ Where have you been?
5/ Blow the horn! of course with 'the prince of darkness' electrics of Joe Lucas it wouldn't work without the vibration of the engine.
6/Rev it up! That's a noisey muffler.
7/ Turn on the lights! (more revs needed)
And the one that used to get up my nose "Ever been in trouble with the police BEFORE!"
A funny one, I got pulled up in my MG TF and the cop said "I know you, yor names Cox, you used to ride 'round here on a motor bike like a maniac!!"
I retorted "no you must be thinking of my brother"
He said "Yeah right, I know him two!"
Cheers pancho Survivor.