what a twat (am I allowed to say that)
Drunk my arse. Sober enough to pull a knife and have a go at an old fella.
Shame he only hit him twice. Hope it hurt.
Maybe he had a troubled childhood and he is actually the victim. (give me strength)
Lock him up and throw the key away.
I hope he has time to reflect on what a twerp he is whilst relaxing in his cell watching sky tv enjoying board and lodgings at my expense.
