My new baby is born - to beat red things

[TonyB]

Oh I know that,, don't be silly Yamahas can't be overated...
I may not be at Coles cos I'm shit scared now that I'm a target    seriously I don't really like Coles and its kinda far. I am not planning on going but I know when the time comes I will be hanging out for a ride and probably won't be able to stay away. If I come will someone on a red thing let me beat them please Now talkin bout coles will we see the wombat?? you were mysteriously missing at Nudgee... come on bring those older red things to keep the germans happy..

[paul]

why dont all you chest beaters put you money up 500 each winner take the lot  match race. any takers  nothin like a bit of folding to bring out the beast in every body all the big bores ,once and for all .
AND THE BRAGING RIGHTS 
COME ON HOLESNOT YOUR IN ARENT YA

[holeshot buddy]

BIKE LOOKS GOOD TONY
dont worry i will be riding at coles i will blow them all away
including hondas and maygos
shit if i had a twin cylinder i would pull one lead off and still beat them


even my dog could beat them

[090]

Geez thats no way to talk about your mother, cum shot buddy. You look just like her!

[TonyB]

090 (ohno)  what happens when holeshotbuddy roosts your new 08 designer riding gear (that matches your eyes),

[Hoony]

Butt Sniffing Buddy 

[vandy010]

thanks Hoony,
now i finally know what BSB means...
does he have a number?

[090]

Eh Tony, tell him he's dreamin'
BSB, I'll pay that one Hoony.
Whats your bsb and i will D/Deposit it!

[Wombat]

If I come will someone on a red thing let me beat them please Now talkin bout coles will we see the wombat?? you were mysteriously missing at Nudgee... come on bring those older red things to keep the germans happy..

Tony, hmmm you noticed... my one outing to date (the Nudgee practice day) was a real wake up; I had no idea how badly I would ride after all these years. I expected to be rusty - but faaark! As keen as I am to compete (in a non sheep station way) I really must get some practice in!
Apart from being physically exhausted after only a few laps, I felt really wobbly and uncoordinated through all the corners. What happens to 'power slides' and berm shots capabilities? I remember the feeling but the ability is out the window. I felt like an absolute beginner - or a learner at best.
I seriously need some practice; maybe some 'around the barrel' racing in the back paddock just to get the feel of the rear wheel letting go; and not backing off the moment the front wheel gets a bit of air. I'm too much of a gumby right now to get in the way of a thundering herd of wide eyed old VMXers.
I've been invited to chip in a few dollars to hire the Nudgee flat track in a few weeks time.
A few people will be there for a day of practice. I'll be slow at that too - but I reckon it's all good practice. I'm sure all (or most) will come back to me - but right now it feels like the first time I tried to snow ski!!

[TonyB]

Wombat You really should'nt worry about it, its just good fun with a bunch of ol farts, no ones gonna rag you , hell you might not even be last, but who cares what position you had its just all in a days fun. QVMX is quite relaxed, and the blokes will give you heaps of support (even if you ride the wrong colour bikes ) you will be amazed at how quickly you get into it. Actually what some guys do is wait for everyone to roar off the start and the launch off later at a more sedate pace, and that eases them into it.

[Nathan S]

(in a non sheep station way)

Is that some 4-wheeled motorsport experience that I can smell?

TonyB's last post is one of the best posts ever, um... posted.