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This is a call out to Kim B.
« on: January 11, 2008, 03:14:44 pm »
Trying to get in touch with Kim Balle. Im hoping that you stalk the forum as i have lost your phone number. You can contact me on 0417192302.
Actually if there are any ladies out there looking for a middle age man with a middle age spread and an ever increasing forehead....oh forget that! Im not painting a very good picture and besides, my wife would never approve  ::)
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 04:12:27 pm »
I'm looking for a Blonde with Big Tits, an arse you want to eat your lunch off and she likes to clean air filters !
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 04:15:54 pm »
I take it that your Misses fills the bill except the cleaning air filters bit................ ;) Cripes Hoony you on some sort of danger money typing life threatening lines like that.  :) Cheers Tim
Is KIM female or male?????? :D
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 04:26:38 pm »
Quote from: Tim754 on January 11, 2008, 04:15:54 pm
ICripes Hoony you on some sort of danger money typing life threatening lines like that.  :) Cheers Tim
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Nah, just in a cheeky funny mood !
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2008, 04:38:53 pm »
what about the pomerian gang banger it is supposed to go right off /only trouble is hair in your ham and salad sangos  or your  salada bikkies 
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2008, 05:12:30 pm »
And what's the difference between a Blonde and a mozzie, the mozzie stops sucking after you slap it :D
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 06:51:30 pm »
It is school boy I know,and I don't even know Kim,but-What is the difference between a Blonbe and a washing machine?--- The Washing Machine doesn't follow you around all weekend just because you dropped a load into it on friday night.
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 07:10:10 pm »
Why do blonde's go on the pill....so they know what day of the week it is.
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 10:34:13 pm »
What have i started, a gag thread! And its blonde jokes too!  :D
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 10:40:28 pm »
Too Blondes standing on the Sydney harbour bridge, one says to the other wow the moons bright tonight, blonde 2 says it is isnt it , blonde 1 says whats further Melbourne or the moon Blonde 2 Says Da can you see Melbourne  ::)
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Re: This is a call out to Kim B.
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2008, 05:04:54 pm »
George Bush was talking and laughing with Donald Rumsfeld just prior to the latest Iraq war.
"So, what's up?" asks Condaleeza Rice.
George explains he's going to bomb the shit out of one hundred thousand Iraqis and one blonde with big tits.
Condy asks why he would want to bomb a blonde with big tits!!

George laughs loudly and slaps Donald on the back shouting, "See, I told you no-one gives a shit about bombing one hundred thousand Iraqis!!!" 
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