Forgot 20th Wedding Anniversary, Ouch! That's going to hurt!

[Viper666]

Congratulations or commiserations?

Viper666

[Davey Crocket]

It was our 25th the other day and you guessed it.....SHE forgot.....again....mentioned something about a traumatic experience and try's to block it out of her mind, anyway she comes back at me with "what did you get me?"...I said "nothing, but you can have my body for the night"....she say's "I'd rather have nothing"...what is it with these women?....25 years ago she would have raped me, now she would rather have a block of chocolate and watch TV!!....what the??......that's why GOD invented beer and dirtbikes!!. Question of the day...."what came first, the beer or the dirtbike?.

[monaro308]

The nagging that you drink too much beer and ride too many bikes

[Nathan S]

The dirt bike came first.

If beer had come first, then we'd just be pissed all the time and nobody would have bothered to invent the dirt bike.

On the other hand, the very first person to ride a dirt bike got home and said "That was f#$kin' tops. Now, I need a... something" - and that's how beer was invented.

True story.

[VMX247]

beer  ?? ..wasn't it white spirits ??
something about a weekend ,dirt riding involving the CZ and spud skins...
long story but true 

[Hoony]

Good one Perko.


There is no way i can forget our anniversay as Mrs Hoony has "The Contract" (Certificate of Marriage) Framed and hanging on the wall facing me where i sit at the dinner table.

I'm not sure if she's rubbing it in to me or being subtle !

like a wise old bloke once told me

there only 2 ways to understand women, and NO bloke knows either of them !

[shoey]

generally speaking

Happy wife = happy life

[VMX247]

There is no way i can forget our anniversay as Mrs Hoony has "The Contract" (Certificate of Marriage) Framed and hanging on the wall facing me where i sit at the dinner table.
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     is there a shot gun leaning in the corner 

[ksiderek]

Shouldn't worry too much about it. If she killed me she would have to go and get a job. I forgot my 25th, 26th and 27th. Never was any good at remembering dates. I did manage to remember her sisters birthday though, funny that !!!