bloody hell Alison 4000+ posts.
congratulations Alison.
I was telling my Darling that the experts reckon the average man speaks 2000 words a day, while the average woman speaks 8000 words a day.
She coughed, spluttered and rolled around on the carpet, uncontrolably laughing her guts out. I kept walking around her, circling her ...I kept asking her..."are you all right darlin?,..whats wrong darlin?,..are you all right?"
She had tears rolling down her cheaks. The more I spoke, the more tears she got
When she finally regained composure, she said....... “obviously the experts have never met you, have they Mick?”