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Yamaha / Re: YZ125G Build
« on: October 10, 2017, 01:10:47 pm »
GMC can do fix anything. Ask him for photos of my Pomeroy pipe!! J
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General Discussion / Re: Unco and clumsy
« on: September 20, 2017, 04:34:20 pm »
Knew a bloke years ago who melted his foreskin to his knob with the hot end of a welding rod. Happened on a ladder so took him a couple of (painful seconds) to disentangle himself?
Cheers J
Cheers J
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General Discussion / Unco and clumsy
« on: September 19, 2017, 06:23:30 pm »
I think there was a post running a while back on dumb shit we all may have done. I can't find it so here's another one. I may have been speaking to a bloke who is well known on here for his metal work expertise and he may be known for having an interest in Kawasakis (god knows why) Anyway I digress! Seems that the great man was Tig welding a petrol tank and somehow the tank moved and was heading from the bench down to the floor. Panicking he clutched at it and some how dislodged his welding helmet. Panicking further he attempted to grab his helmet and only succeeded in pulling the trigger on the Tig and feeding a couple of inches of wire into his ear hole causing enough bleeding that he thought he had gone deaf. This of course was discovered by his wife when he ran from his workshop into the house. I heard about this yesterday and have just managed to stop laughing. I may contact Roger and get him to do a cartoon. Cheers Jerry
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Spaniards (Bultaco, Ossa, Montesa etc) / Re: I got a giggle out of this listing
« on: December 14, 2016, 07:17:13 am »
Maybe he knows the very hopeful didgydave.
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Spaniards (Bultaco, Ossa, Montesa etc) / Re: I got a giggle out of this listing
« on: December 13, 2016, 11:05:09 pm »
It may have been one of those rare 4 stroke Pursangs. Very rare!J
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Wanted / Re: Maico PARTS
« on: November 23, 2016, 04:02:44 pm »
What else do you have Paul? Any Magnum stuff? J
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General Discussion / Re: SNAKE TALES (TAILS?)
« on: November 21, 2016, 03:38:09 pm »
I remember running over a Tiger snake when I was a young bloke up in the Grampians. Got caught around my back wheel. I jumped off doing about 20kph much to the amusement of a mate riding close behind. Still have nightmares! J
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General Discussion / SNAKE TALES (TAILS?)
« on: November 21, 2016, 11:50:10 am »
In general dialogue with the great man GMC not 10 minutes ago. He was reposing on the verandah of the GMC Ponderosa rather than slaving in the shed when he let out with a suprised sounding "PHARKKK" straight away I said "Snake" "yes" came the shaky reply and further advised that it was 1 metre long and heading straight for him. I'm gonna kill the phukker he said and with that attacked it with a near bye shovel. This I might add was all being transmitted by mobile phone. All was quiet momentarily and I was suspecting the worst when all of a sudden a clearly shaken GMC advised that he had partially severed the offending creatures tail which had pissed him off mightily as he swung around and struck the head of the shovel. He then made good his escape by buggering off to hide under the BBQ. The snake that is! Who knows where GMC went. Cheers Jerry
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Suzuki / Re: RM 250 A, B and C Swingarm dimensions
« on: November 13, 2016, 01:28:26 am »
Thanks Leith exactly the stuff I'm looking for. Cheers Jerry
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Suzuki / Re: RM 250 A, B and C Swingarm dimensions
« on: November 11, 2016, 02:05:50 pm »
You guys are awesome. Much appreciated. Thanks. Jerry
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Suzuki / RM 250 A, B and C Swingarm dimensions
« on: November 10, 2016, 04:38:43 pm »
Can any body help? First off are they all the same? Looking for accurate dimensions for swingarm width including bushes, pivot diameter, pivot to shock mount centres, shock mount to shock mount internal dimension. Also pivot to middle of slotted axle hole. Any help much appreciated. Thanks Jerry
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Competition / Re: GMC rides again
« on: November 08, 2016, 07:01:13 am »
GMC is too modest to say he won the Vinduro class. After stalling at the start and losing 200 metres he eventually got Kermit moving forward. He methodically picked off those in front of him in a cold calculating display of tenacity. Incredibly over the space of two short laps he had fought his way back to the front for an unlikely win. GMC first and daylight back to second. Just have to work on the starting technique Geoffrey. J
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Vinduro / Re: VERi members at VCM at Stoney Creek
« on: November 02, 2016, 06:26:43 pm »
If I know GMC he will be scratching around in his shed on Saturday night looking for something to ride! J
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Vinduro / Re: VERi members at VCM at Stoney Creek
« on: November 01, 2016, 03:08:59 pm »
Just a reminder on line entries close Wed midnight. Go to www.vcm.org.au for details (under calendar) You can enter on the day but host club WILL charge a late entry fee. See you there J
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Vinduro / Re: VERi members at VCM at Stoney Creek
« on: October 21, 2016, 11:17:21 pm »
Online entries now open at www.vcm.org.au plus everything else you need to know. Hope to see you there. Cheers Jerry