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General Discussion / Re: an aside to why vmx are declining in price- who,what,where

« on: February 07, 2013, 09:09:26 PM »

48 years old owned a yz125j and 81cr450 back in the early 80s sold both in 85 and never thought i would ride/race again.Went to a a trail ride aweek after i turned 40 and my son and I got the bug sold the boatand the rest is history.Currently restoring 85cr500 so will be asking lots of questions.Cheers Cooch

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Wanted / Honda subframe

« on: February 06, 2013, 04:03:02 PM »

Anyone got a subframe for an 85 cr 500? Is the frame the same on the 250 and the 500?

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Bike Transport / Re: P/U in Dandenong.

« on: February 03, 2013, 09:45:40 AM »

I live in Dandenong can pick up and store no problems.

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General Discussion / Re: Funnies/Jokes

« on: February 02, 2013, 11:36:27 AM »

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was
snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster.


My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “F*ck it, soldier on!”

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
 
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel
.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

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Competition / Re: Taupo NZ Easter 2013

« on: January 14, 2013, 08:33:47 PM »

Is this event all go Bill Iwill be back back in NZ and need to organize team ABDUL RACING. Asyou no this is not something you can do in a hurry its like a good wine it takes some time

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Bike Transport / Re: Richmond NSW to melbourne

« on: January 13, 2013, 06:38:48 PM »

yea Ive got serious withdrawal Craig been 18 months since I have thrown a leg over a bike.I have been hearing about the after match functions from Abdul andPete.Am hoping to catch up with everyone at Easter if Bill an the Taupo boys go ahead with their event may see you there. Cheers

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Bike Transport / Re: Richmond NSW to melbourne

« on: January 13, 2013, 05:32:39 PM »

Appreciate the reply Matcho Mick its actually a 85 cr 500 mite be a bit big .Enjoy your weekend at the Island.

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Bike Transport / Re: Richmond NSW to melbourne

« on: January 13, 2013, 01:38:18 PM »

Bump

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General Discussion / Re: Were would you like to race VMX?

« on: December 16, 2012, 10:45:21 AM »

Yes I raced those 4 events back in the day Stu.Whakatane is still running we had our 40th anniversary last year and had a good turnout of vmx bikes .Not natural terrain anymore and name changed from Whakatane Christmas motocross now called Summercross .550 entries last year ,huge 2 days of MX

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Bike Transport / Richmond NSW to melbourne

« on: December 10, 2012, 04:16:18 PM »

I s anyone able to transport a bike from Richmond NSW to any where in or around melbourne. Am more than willing to pay.        Cheers Cooch                         

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General Discussion / Re: The Economy - Is it just me or are we all feeling it?

« on: October 15, 2012, 04:07:25 PM »

Shit O Dear Bill all of what u say is correct. My kids are both living the dream over here.After 47 years in my homeland I have to say that this IS the lucky country, miss NZ but dont miss bashing my head against a brick wall trying to make a dollar.Whakatane track looked real good

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Wanted / 1980 CR125 crank

« on: September 28, 2012, 03:47:51 PM »

Am trying to get crank for 1980 CR125 if any one can help

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General Discussion / Re: KIWI VMX RD1

« on: September 28, 2012, 03:28:35 PM »

I spoke to Pete Mac yesterday track is at ywari bike park all natural terrain so should be like all tracks the Whakatane boys prepare open fast and flowing.Would be good to be there but hopefully will be at final round.Bill as I remember moustaches didnt seem to worry you late at nite with one eye closed

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Introductions / Re: New to aus

« on: July 16, 2012, 07:57:49 PM »

Thanks Craig Im sure that somebody will take his hand aqnd lead him in the rite direction.Im sure that the rest of Team Abdul will be out there this year and I will be coming home for the final round.Dont no if any body is coming over for cd if so let me no and I kill see if we could catch up then.May even have a bike by then.

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Introductions / Re: New to aus

« on: July 15, 2012, 07:29:54 PM »

Cheers for the welcome Stu no flies down here mate its to friken cold. Look forward to catchin up with yous soon.