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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: mx250 on March 16, 2009, 10:29:07 pm

Title: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: mx250 on March 16, 2009, 10:29:07 pm

2/ choose a stout post.

3/ balance the Big Thick Plank precariously on post.

4/ have your mates line up their bikes.

5/ fire up your bike up, 'give it the berries' and hit the plank 'flat out.

6/ grit your teeth and hang on.

........and jump the bikes be the envy of ya mates and win the girl in the crowd.

(To avoid embarrassment in the unlikely case of failure, be careful to choose a bike with two large spikes suitable to impale your unhelmeted head on.) ;) 8) ;D

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Title: Re: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: crash n bern on March 16, 2009, 10:35:04 pm

In today's money, he's jumping over about half a million dollars + worth of Harley's.

Title: Re: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: Tim754 on March 16, 2009, 10:55:52 pm

What there are another 499992 others out of frame............

Title: Re: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: mainline on March 17, 2009, 08:23:49 am

what a classic, reminds me of that recent private health insurance ad where the kid builds the ramp in the driveway


He's probably not going to have any teeth to grit after he's landed ;D

Title: Re: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: MX? on March 17, 2009, 10:31:42 am

 :o
So....did he make it? Did he win the girl?
Or did he end up with a snake bite to the forehead?  ;D

Title: Re: 1/Get a Big Thick Plank.
Post by: number 87 on March 20, 2009, 08:42:50 am

That is great stuff - it just screams F#@K YOU - I bet the bloke never had him self to buy a beer ever again!!