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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: FAT-TOY on December 21, 2020, 09:27:42 pm

Title: Joke
Post by: FAT-TOY on December 21, 2020, 09:27:42 pm

   I have a question for all you mind readers out there.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Hoony on December 21, 2020, 09:40:51 pm

no that's not quite correct Zane, yes Lynda Carter played wonder woman but never did fall out of that top.....


in my area, they have regular psychic conventions and put lots of signs up on the main roads with date and venue.

Really....if they were any good they wouldn't need the signs to tell them where and when.....bloody phonies

 

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: FAT-TOY on February 07, 2021, 10:49:30 pm

  I stayed out all weekend, wife asked me how would you like if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?  I replied that would be ok with me.  I didn't see her on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday then on Thursday the swelling had gone down enough and I could see her a little out of my left eye.
  Zane

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: FAT-TOY on February 07, 2021, 10:54:08 pm

 There is talk going around the town where I now live, that the drinking age is to be raised to 30 years old.   They are trying to keep it out of the schools.
 Zane

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: FAT-TOY on February 07, 2021, 10:57:51 pm

  Reading today about an unsolved murder in the local Red Neck community. Police say it's hard because they all have the same DNA and there's no way to check the dental records.
  Zane

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: cyclegod on February 08, 2021, 12:24:24 pm

Social distancing is very hard these days, especially on the kids, with everyone having to be 2m apart.  The hardest game to play now at a child's birthday party is..

Musical chairs  ;D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Hoony on February 08, 2021, 05:18:56 pm

what do you do if a Bird shits on your car.........




you don't take her out again

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: KTMaico on February 12, 2021, 01:01:12 am

All women belong in the kitchen as they all have eggs and milk in them.

Kevin