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Title: physical
Post by: FAT-TOY on August 13, 2018, 12:52:49 pm

I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

   Zane

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Post by: 80-85 husky on August 13, 2018, 04:59:00 pm

a gem ;D

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Post by: matcho mick on August 13, 2018, 05:00:43 pm

doing rehab (cardio),according to them,a slice of bacon = 1 ciggy,rather depressing thought I, :P

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Post by: Hoony on August 13, 2018, 05:26:44 pm

jesus, i ate a whole pack a few weeks back

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Post by: tony27 on August 13, 2018, 05:37:09 pm

But who rolls & smokes their bacon rather than eat it?

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Post by: GMC on August 13, 2018, 08:39:22 pm

My wife keeps telling me about all the servo's that have the cheapest fuel so I went into one of them the other day and put $20 worth in.
When I went to pay it still cost me $20
I don't think she knows what she is talking about.

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Post by: TT5 Matt on August 13, 2018, 11:48:18 pm

so $20 of cheap fuel should only cost $15 when you pay for it?and a further $5 off for paying cash instead of plastic

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Post by: alexbrown64 on August 14, 2018, 08:19:02 am

Quote from: FAT-TOY on August 13, 2018, 12:52:49 pm

I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

   Zane

I had to do a work physical last week. The company doctor asked for a urine, sperm and stool sample.

I was in a hurry so asked i i could just leave them my jocks ....  :o

Cheers,

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Post by: 80-85 husky on August 14, 2018, 05:47:49 pm

granpa joke Alex... ;) not even a dad joke ::)

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Post by: alexbrown64 on August 14, 2018, 07:09:09 pm

Geezzz, tough audience tonight  ;)