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Title: Nicknames
Post by: FAT-TOY on March 13, 2016, 12:09:15 am

   Nicknames, Aussies are second to none in the art of the nickname, some are funny, some are cruel.  I know a lot of the blokes on here use them instead of thier own name and we get a lot from our workmates, we have all heard of the slow working dope called aspro etc, then there are some that are really clever.  I used to work with a arsehole fella who had a head like a boarding house pudding (even bigger than our Prime Ministers) and he was given the name ( ten and seven eighths ) because of his hat size.  Anyone got any others? 
                            Zane

                                                                                               
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Moto on March 13, 2016, 07:53:39 am
We have one bloke at work who has always been called and answers to BUC
Big Useless C
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: EdgyAl on March 13, 2016, 08:48:56 am
We had a bloke at work called "The brown hornet"
At the time, the bosses name was Clay, hornets make their nest in Clay.
He was a massive arse licker, the funniest part was that hey liked the name, but never worked out it's origin. haha.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: David Lahey on March 13, 2016, 09:50:44 am
a tradesman when I was an apprentice "the incredible bulk"
"man with a head like the body of an emu" (hair style)
"lucas prince of darkness" (bloke who did the HV switching at my work - a power station)
"Soc" worked with his son who dreamed the nickname up. Son reckons it means Silly Old C***
A bloke at my work is called "Tony the Russian" because he is Russian and has a long surname. What do you say when someone asks "what nationality is Tony the Russian"?
"Errol" because everything he touches, he f***s
"passion fingers" because same reason
"poppy" is engineering student at work who failed the drug test (twice) because his mum home-bakes his bread using lots of poppy seeds
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: TTezza on March 13, 2016, 10:41:53 am
Eternal flame because he never went out ... of the office
Soccer ball cause he had a head like one
ET cause he looked like some kind of an alien
Spacey shortened from wasted space
Psycho cause he was one
Axe murderer cause he looked capable of doing it
Beaker cause he looked a dead ringer of beaker from the muppets
Opium was a slow working dope
Ces used to climb up a ladder and ask anyone walking past if they wanted to climb the ladder to success
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Paulos on March 13, 2016, 11:24:37 am
Google- knew everything
Hillsy- dead ringer for the freak from The Hills Have Eyes
J-lo- waterproofing contractor with child bearing hips
Steggles- all pumped up but can't actually lift anything
Legohead- bloke with a square melon

Etc...
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: shelpi on March 13, 2016, 11:32:59 am
cumb dunt cos he was a cumb dunt
the poison gnome
johny the boy
Rat
egg
moose
sheltox
Barry everyone at the shutdown 3 years ago was called barry was pretty funny at the time
gunna
curoius George
Dr Death
stiffy
luv ya  Ron time
repetative story Ron
do as I say Ray
fugly
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: evo550 on March 13, 2016, 11:46:35 am
"Blister", because he comes out after all the works done...
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Nathan S on March 13, 2016, 01:19:45 pm
At my work:

Pockets (where his hands live).
Custard Guts.
Fat Head.
The Zombie (has a big drug habit).
Muffler (first name is Luke -> Lukey).
Dougly.
Cock (isn't really).
No (his surname is Ware, but you can never find him).
Happy Paul (miserable banana).
Brain Damage (loves Datsuns).
Stifler (looks a bit like him).

Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: David Lahey on March 13, 2016, 02:54:19 pm
just remembered a couple more
"yeah but" because thats what he always says
"Wilson" because he has a round bald head like Tom Hank's basketball
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: FAT-TOY on March 13, 2016, 04:48:37 pm

 " Uncle coma " for obvious reasons.
                         Zane
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: shelpi on March 13, 2016, 04:58:36 pm

 " Uncle coma " for obvious reasons.
                         Zane
uncle footy trip  same
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: 80-85 husky on March 13, 2016, 05:16:23 pm
figgy...short for figjam
mobil..my old brother in law
waffy short for waftam.... Waste of Time and Money
morten....cousin morten (just like him)
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: curly001 on March 13, 2016, 05:19:01 pm
Splinters, always boosting about his footy skills spent more time on the bench than all the other players combined. Played grade
Melon, had a head like one.
Florence, always had a torch in his hands
Tape Worm, we all know the guy 6 foot skinnier than a rake would eat from dawn till dusk and never put on weight.
Hydraulic, the light fingered co worker would lift anything.
Edga Brit, a shit of a co worker.
Jaffa, the red head co worker.
Were do I stop these are just some of the colourful co workers I have know over the years.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: 80-85 husky on March 13, 2016, 05:21:33 pm
I forgot about "branch", he was called "autumn leaves " for a long time then he started falling harder
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Oldfart on March 13, 2016, 05:37:59 pm
Hand bags ... because we had to carry the prick all day.
fingers      ... light fingered
bone head .... clumsy and foolish ( and accident waiting to happen every day ) 
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: fred99999au on March 13, 2016, 05:48:47 pm
I used to work with a bloke called Showbag, because he was full of shit.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: teabag1 on March 13, 2016, 08:36:24 pm
In WA we have Simon Mykolajenko  known as "Alphabet".

We also have the original "TOSSA".
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Paulos on March 13, 2016, 08:38:23 pm
Budgie- couldn't walk past a window without having a look at himself
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Tim754 on March 13, 2016, 09:30:43 pm
Worked *with a  former UK resident (not allowed to refer to it as a lazy pommie bastard anymore I believe) with the pearler of a name!!   Stephen Horatio Ignatius Talbot-Bro**e . Of course with those initials (S.H.I.T)  we Aussies had to nick name him.  gastro .
And there is my dear dear mate "Ankle"       ( Three feet lower than a *unt)  Cheers Buggers
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Daryl Jones on March 13, 2016, 11:20:29 pm
Ladderless was the name given to a young 6'6"' Aussie, working with a gang of 5'6" Columbian commercial house painters.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: bruce g on March 14, 2016, 01:23:06 am
when my daughter was around 9 or 10 I gave her the nick name two bucks because you could fit a 2 dollar coin in between her 2 front teeth
use to cop s#*it off the X every time i called her that
all good now she's 24 and has had da-vinci veneers for years now ;

when i was a apprentice we had a 3rd year working at our workshop his nick name was namah
{no a mechanics a#^*hole}
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Tony Two Times on March 14, 2016, 09:17:50 am
Pi55 Flap - He was half a c***.
Bradman - Would never get out (of the truck).
Jim Jim The Dog Face Boy - Long story about the retelling of an X-Files episode and a bloke (Jim) who chimed in that he got bitten by a dog on the face as a child.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: shelpi on March 14, 2016, 10:47:13 am
Mum says cos he always starts the sentence with mum says
fluffer thats all i got to say about that
boof a big fat chunt
Wally wall permuir looked like the ape on the advert
silver back old hairy wog
twitchy everything was wired up (I mean every thing)
bottom poo breath you work it out,    for short either poo breath or bottom breath
Pommy cos he was always winging
beeper cos he stutterd a bit when he got excited
wanker  because he was a
Dags
190 cos thats how old he would have to be to do all the shit he reconds hes done or 80 the amount of time (hours )needed each day to hav.................
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: shelpi on March 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
Gripper
Smiley cos he always had this dumb cheesy grin on its face
Smiley angriest looking chunt ever or Happy then angry ended up full circle and with 2 of the 7 dwarf's getting a gong
Rodney we figured he came with his own nick name so Rodney ok ok dicky knee was used as garnish
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: G54B on March 14, 2016, 05:21:00 pm
A mate's dad calls me Booka, book of useless knowledge... haha ;D
Used to work with a bloke we called Princess. Always carried a bottle of moisturiser, a comb and a pair of nail scissors in his pockets
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: smed on March 14, 2016, 07:31:26 pm
I have a bad habit of giving people I come across but are not mates nicknames behind their backs,
 Quadboy
 Mr Guido
 Roger ramjet
 Manscaping guy
 Energiser bunny
are a few
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: FAT-TOY on March 14, 2016, 08:31:30 pm
  A rather large gay woman who was employed where I worked, with the first name of anna was given the name anabolic by her manager.
      Zane
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: Tony.Brown on March 14, 2016, 10:41:32 pm
The boss's wife is know as the "Coat" which stands for C%#t of a thing.
Title: Re: Nicknames
Post by: rocketfrog on March 14, 2016, 11:23:15 pm
Mudgaurd, shiney on the out side but full of sh@t underneath

and....


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