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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: smed on July 27, 2014, 06:05:18 pm

Title: Caption contest
Post by: smed on July 27, 2014, 06:05:18 pm
I'll go first :)  Rider to passenger "waddya mean the freaking wheels come off!!!"

(http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj529/smed45/motocross005_zpsb1ae6ab6.jpg) (http://s1266.photobucket.com/user/smed45/media/motocross005_zpsb1ae6ab6.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 06:29:09 pm
Mister Bighead Smartarse recons he can steer with his feet and still always win....  well..............
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: marshallmech on July 27, 2014, 06:33:08 pm
who needs wheel nuts
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Hoony on July 27, 2014, 06:50:42 pm
riding a solo is piss easy..... try doing this !
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:11:50 pm
Listen Punk! Do you feel lucky!........
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:14:04 pm
I'll see ya broken clutch lever...and raise ya one wheel....
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:18:36 pm
Hey! poser......
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:21:20 pm
Did ya get a load of the three clowns behind us with the paper bags on their heads??
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Iain Cameron on July 27, 2014, 09:22:26 pm
Sorry your Disqualified the rules state 3 wheels on a side car .
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:23:10 pm
Hey did ya see what that bloke had poking out under his camera!!!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:25:36 pm
Psst... the steering damper may not be the problem......
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:29:21 pm
Hey mate    " Beautifull things will happen when you distance yourself from the negative."
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:32:13 pm
Pommie shit................ >:(
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: SlideRulz on July 27, 2014, 09:52:04 pm
Quick, get back to the pits. The bong tent is still smoking.
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: VMX247 on July 27, 2014, 10:24:37 pm
"Triumph" all right  :P
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Tahitian_Red on July 28, 2014, 03:25:02 am
Celebrate now, but I am so gonna kick your arse when we get to the pits!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: SON on July 28, 2014, 07:17:26 am
Quote from: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:11:50 pm
Listen Punk! Do you feel lucky!........
Clint Eastwood walks over to Paul Hogan at a dinner in LA
Picks up a knive from the table
Hoges thinks he is going to say Now This is a Knife
But he says How many times have you heard that line
Hoges Not as many as Go ahead make my Day
Eastwood asks Hogan if the wrote the line
Hoges goes yeh
Eastwood well you have no one to blame but yourself and goes and sits down
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: pancho on July 28, 2014, 09:36:13 am
Quote from: Tim754 on July 27, 2014, 09:32:13 pm
Pommie shit................ >:(
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: robcan on July 28, 2014, 09:56:59 am
Hang on something's not right? What are you steering with your F@#€ing feet for!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Viper79 on July 28, 2014, 10:54:13 am
I'm telling you, this is the same corner where I saw the wheel nut on the last lap.  Trust me!!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: 80-85 husky on July 28, 2014, 06:04:03 pm
ya can stop lookin...I found it!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: cyclegod on July 28, 2014, 06:10:50 pm
"I'm holding it up! have you got phone reception NOW!
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: KTM47 on July 28, 2014, 06:12:51 pm
Passenger to rider:  What does a black flag mean?

Rider to pass:  Don't know it's probably for the guy behind us.

Passenger:  Will I throw the wheel at him if he tries to pass again?
Title: Re: Caption contest
Post by: Ted on July 28, 2014, 07:05:38 pm
" You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

With not a found nut and all the spokes in the field

Been through some bad times, lived through some sad times

But this time your fu...king wrenching won't heal "