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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: GMC on March 30, 2014, 09:39:02 pm
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Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
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You wanna feel real old. Stroll into a club at 2am.
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GMC, complete this sentence:
"I feel old because I am....".
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You wanna feel real old. Stroll into a club at 2am.
That's no yardstick, I'm only 30 and on the odd occasion i drag my sorry ass out at that time of the morning even I get looked at like I'm wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbows!!! ::) ;D
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Thats Funny Ted...
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GMC, complete this sentence:
"I feel old because I am....".
...missing out on something that I can sell on ebay in 30 years time
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... I'm only 30 ....
Holy shit! Really!? Been a damn tough 30 years for you, fella.
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... I'm only 30 ....
Holy shit! Really!? Been a damn tough 30 years for you, fella.
:-* ;D ;D thanks ;)
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Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
MA doesn't even print the freakin' GCRs either. ::)
Foss
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Fu...ck this electronic shit everywhere.
Just recently did a job for a young uppity prick. Rang him and said the job was finished and he says
"email me an invoice. " Can't email but I can fax you one. He says "how old fashioned are you, nobody faxes anymore" so I say I'll show you old fashioned. I'll be at your house this afternoon with the invoice. I suggest you have the money on you. He did ;D
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Another drug deal Edward?...... ;D
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I've noticed it recent years I've become invisible but only to young people. J
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GMC, complete this sentence:
"I feel old because I am....".
" I get pissed on a carton of light'
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I feel old cause my kids call me "old man" :-\
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feel old when kids at maccas don't ask for seniors card (i don't have one),the 2nd cup coffees a freebie, :P
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I know im old now, cause when I go into a young womans dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down!
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When I got up this morning after the first race meeting of the year yesterday...... :o
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Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
MA doesn't even print the freakin' GCRs either. ::)
Foss
They do if you do a level four official's course, I've got a printed version.
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Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
KBW will be doing that because previously he would print a program at the start of the series and after a couple of rounds it would be useless. I don't know what he would be doing for his sponsors though. Previously the program was a big flashy thing full of adds.
You know you are getting old when you can't stand the modern music. I was at the Troy Bayliss Expo last weekend. There was this stand outside that was booming out what I would call absolute shit. I thought how the hell can anyone listen to this !@#$%^.
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Caught the train home after going to the football at Suncorp stadium (Lang park) a few weeks back.
Once aboard the packed train, a young fellow stood up and offered me his seat..................... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\ :-\
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Went to the MX nats at Broadford today, haven't been to a modern MX in ages and so didn't know who was who.
So I wander around looking to buy a program and couldn't find one anywhere.
Turns out they don't print them anymore, you have to download a friggen app.
Stupid promoters think everyone wants to look through a phone for riding numbers.
MA doesn't even print the freakin' GCRs either. ::)
Foss
They do if you do a level four official's course, I've got a printed version.
Aah right, EA, my wife's only a Level 3 Ref. and Stew., so that's why she didn't get a copy, despite protestations, Eh ? Our club ACTMCC had one printed for her. Me ? I'm only a lowly level 2.
Foss
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"I've noticed it recent years I've become invisible but only to young people. J"
Not when want to sponge some money off you...
"I know im old now, cause when I go into a young woman's dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down!"
I know im old now, cause when I go into a young woman's dress shop instead of perving at the girls all I want them to do is turn the music down and try the skirts on...
"You wanna feel real old. Stroll into a club at 2am."
You wanna feel real old. Try getting up at 2am.
"Caught the train home after going to the football at Suncorp stadium (Lang park) a few weeks back.
Once aboard the packed train, a young fellow stood up and offered me his seat..................... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\ :-\"
You know your old when you think the last time you caught a train to the footy... The train had swing doors............
"I feel old cause my kids call me "old man" :-
Try being referred to (in the text they just sent to you in the kitchen, to bring them one of your cold beers, from your favourite lounge chair >:(_ as " Useless Old Jurassic Knackers"....
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G,day viewers I recently joined a on line dating site.. split with the ex a while back. I thought it would be a laugh. Started looking at the woman my age and thought they looked old my son said there your age. It suddenly dawned on me I,m not as young as I thought in my head I was. Sad but true I,m still a kid at heart. Jimson
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Time to face up to it, if like me you were born in the first half of last century then you are old.
Zane
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ALRIGHT that means I'm young if I was born in the 60's. ;D 8)
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You know you're old when you can't remember why it's so hard to get up in the morning without causing some type of soreness ::)
Until 3 days later when you remember landing on the ground from that 40 foot jump.... Or flipping the bike while in 5th gear..... Or having a head on with some tree you didn't know.... Or that time the footpeg snapped off landing from a jump...... Or that time a roo jumped out on you while pinned in 5th gear..... Or that time........
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Apparently "shrinkage" for the older man is another issue to be confronted. J
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I feel old because I f'n well am! ::)...........
I might be any how 'cos this morning I intended to raise some funds riding a ride on mower today, did 3hrs going 'round in ever decreasing circles and had to quit! I got f'ing vertigo. :o ! Went home to bed >:( Thank f I dont ride speedway!!!
Still I'm not dead yet or I wouldn't be feeling crook--- or anything else. :-[
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You're as old as the woman you feel. :P
The last one I felt was older than me, that was over 5 years ago so I guess Im old.
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I feel old because I f'n well am! ::)...........
I might be any how 'cos this morning I intended to raise some funds riding a ride on mower today, did 3hrs going 'round in ever decreasing circles and had to quit! I got f'ing vertigo. :o ! Went home to bed >:( Thank f I dont ride speedway!!!
Still I'm not dead yet or I wouldn't be feeling crook--- or anything else. :-[
So you were going around in ever deceasing circles until you disappear up your own a@#$%