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Title: Winning and losers.
Post by: Tim754 on January 06, 2014, 10:02:41 pm

Hello any English cricket teams supporters out there??? FIVE / NIL   Whitewash :D    Australia Winners!   Pommes Losers.
 But all test cricket followers around the world will be losers with the the retirement of radio commentator and character Kerry (Skull) O'Keefe .
Here is one of his classic non cricket tales.

Toad hops into a bank, up to the tellers window and asks the teller for a loan. Patrica Wakk the teller is dumb founded as the toad croaks on about his great friendship with the Bank branches manager  and Mick Jagger as the toads father secretly sang in Micks pocket during concerts!
  Umm We will need some collateral stammers Patricia, prompting the toad to produce a tiny perfectly formed ceramic pink elephant from its pocket. It is indeed a fine detailed item no more than 25mm in size. Please Mr Toad take a seat as will have to consult with the manager.
   Patricia enters the office proceeds to tell the manager these amazing goings on as he studies the pink elephant. The bank manager looks up, nods his head, clears his throat and says       
      'It's a nik nak Patty Wakk ,give the frog a loan cos his old mans a rolling stone............

Sorry ;)
 

Title: Re: Winning and losers.
Post by: Tony T on January 06, 2014, 10:04:15 pm

Isn't it past your bedtime, Tim........  ;D

Title: Re: Winning and losers.
Post by: firko on January 06, 2014, 10:05:31 pm

I remember Skull telling that joke during the cricket broadcast, it was classic radio. I'll certainly will miss Kerry O'Keefe.

Title: Re: Winning and losers.
Post by: mainline on January 06, 2014, 10:12:06 pm

Hopefully he can be talked into a comeback of sorts.

Title: Re: Winning and losers.
Post by: davidmc on January 11, 2014, 10:27:36 am

Thats terrible, only Kerry O,Keefe could pull it off