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Title: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Davey Crocket on January 02, 2014, 06:44:17 pm
Well folks, the inevitable has happened....when Bill meet Ted....NZ is in lockdown, Taupo is a no go zone, the 2 lunatics rang me before (Valeria must have dialled the numbers), they where very incoherent....both having a ball (god knows what the wives must think)....I think there both plotting the next level VMX in Australasia.....Teds still woffling on about the greatest motocross bike ever built[ the RM125B of course]....Billiy's working out his travel plans for 2014.....look out, it will be mayhem where ever they turn up together. ;D 8)....what do you get when a half Kiwi/pom and a dingo Aussie meet......very drunk....LOL.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on January 02, 2014, 07:02:26 pm
I feel sorry for you DC being on the receiving end of that - would have Shite writen all over it  ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: mainline on January 02, 2014, 07:17:33 pm
I hope the neighbours have ear plugs. I remember trying to get to sleep in a tent near Ted's at CD7?, at the time his "bike that changed the face of MX " was the yz125h. Luckily I had some ear plugs in the ute.

Those two together, sounds like a perfect storm.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: vandy010 on January 02, 2014, 10:08:21 pm
Yeah...
Bills alright ;)
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: VMX247 on January 02, 2014, 10:37:17 pm
 ;D  ;D  Holy heck.... glad there is a big ditch between us  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Davey Crocket on January 03, 2014, 09:54:03 am
Geez, the hangovers must be big....it's lunchtime over there and still no word. ;D.....I wonder if Ted will do the bungy jump at Taupo?....I guess being a Manly supporter he'll chicken out.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: suzuki59 on January 03, 2014, 10:23:13 am
I bet the bottle shop operators are happy today.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: shelpi on January 03, 2014, 12:10:29 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Ted on January 04, 2014, 06:31:48 am
Bungy jump.....pfffft. Did it with no rope. After Bill fished me out of the drink we went to the pub. Gnarly Sea Eagle.

What did the girls think? Well they got dressed on the promise of dinner out. Well dinner out didn't happen. We all sat around drinking Bills and my supplies dry. Great stuff.

And don't get me started on THE MR VMX parts guy to the universe. Really impressive. Over the top but impressive. I also witnessed the largest collection of empty fuel cans I have ever seen. You never know, there may be a market for them one day.

Great couple. Great time. Thanks champ.

As you know d/c this place is a massive geothermal hotspot, but I am yet to witness anything that emits hot air quite like that trap of yours.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: suzuki59 on January 04, 2014, 09:02:46 am

As you know d/c this place is a massive geothermal hotspot, but I am yet to witness anything that emits hot air quite like that trap of yours.  ;D ;D ;D
Good call Ted- in fact I would give this my vote as the best sledge of 2014. :D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: firko on January 04, 2014, 09:15:51 am
So Ted, you got to meet Valeria my surrogate daughter  ;). I hope you were at your most gentlemanly best with our Italian Princess. Are you sharing the love with other Kiwi VMX ers? Drop Bazza a PM and he can take you cruising Auckland's cafĂ© society in his Mustang......and then there's our old chum, the evil twin Suzuki59...do it Ted .
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Davey Crocket on January 04, 2014, 10:20:07 am
They must have been nice to Valeria Firko, I'm sure she dialled the number for them....Ted, you would have been quite at home with all the hot air around you...did you find any looser Manly supporters over there?...or are you on your Pat Malone?....enjoy your holiday in paradise, because soon you'll be back home in looser town....LOL. ;D.....Try the crayfish, smoked eel, paua and whitebait fritters homo.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: suzuki59 on January 04, 2014, 02:52:43 pm
Ted I am heading South to Picton tomorrow for a week of beer fishing and more beer,where are you at ?
Cheers The good twin
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Ted on January 04, 2014, 03:06:46 pm
Am heading up the east coast of the Coramandel tomorrow. Prob stay at Mt Maungauni tonight. The urge to have a stubby is getting to me ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: suzuki59 on January 04, 2014, 03:10:03 pm
Have a good one mate. :D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Ted on January 04, 2014, 03:21:36 pm
Picton is beautiful. We were there 2 years ago. I should never have left NZ when I first came here in '82. I've been to lots of places and believe nothing gets close to this country or it's people. Way better than that shithole Sydney where I live and before Mt Whakatatey, (the human volcano) chimes in , far far better than that even bigger shithole Qld.

Have a safe trip.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on January 04, 2014, 03:33:37 pm
hey Ted - have you seen the car sticker?

"If you don't love it leave"??????

he he he

Enjoy mate - but good move to stay away from the boy.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: suzuki59 on January 04, 2014, 04:12:31 pm
Ross unlike you,I know how to make and retain friends.

Safe travels Ted.
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: asasin on January 04, 2014, 04:59:05 pm
Traffic is going to be a shit tomorrow in the coromandel from Tauranga north as it is the end of the holidays for most dorklanders ;D. expect a slow trip or leave it to Monday , the weather will be better also .I havent the flash bikes like DC and Bill but feel free to call in , Might show you the real RM 125 b motor trick ;)

Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on January 04, 2014, 08:05:59 pm
Craig - stop being paranoid - who said I was talking about you?  ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: TM BILL on January 04, 2014, 08:27:48 pm
It was a pleasure and a privillage to have Ted and his lovley wife visit  :)

We drank more than our fair share, taked shit for hours and visited some of the tourist hot spots .

Shit he even signed a swinging arm for me to take pride of place in the trophy cabinet .

Ted and me sorted out any current and future VMX issues so you blokes dont need to worry  ;D

Hoping Ted can get over for the Johnny Old in April and bring young Liam with him . We already have Brad signed up and Joans comming over to supervise  :)

Wish they could have stayed longer, but Ted and i agree that when discussing things with others we like to do all the talking ourselves as this avoids arguments  ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: 09.0 on January 04, 2014, 09:05:23 pm
What I can't understand is if it's so good over there, why are they all over here? We play a game over here now. It's find the pakeha!
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: asasin on January 04, 2014, 09:16:04 pm
As one of our prime minsters said . the ones over there increase the IQ of both countries  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BILL and TEDS EXCELLANT ADVENTURE
Post by: 09.0 on January 05, 2014, 09:56:10 am
I actually feel dumber after reading that  ;D
I've seen one of you female prime ministers. He was hot!